She worked like a beast of burden for the capitalists, bowing and scraping, and still got kicked to the curb.
As she packed up and left, she came across a little green frog. It struggled nonstop and could only croak.
She swallowed hungrily, then cried with joy. "Thank you, Mother Nature, for this gift."
Him: "?!" What was she planning to do to him?!
*
The frog that had been croaking nonstop suddenly spoke human language. "Let go of me! Ribbit, ribbit!"
"Help! The frog has become a monster!" She shrieked in terror, scuttled around on the ground, and ran frantically for several streets with a cleaver in hand.
*
"Don't think I don't know you turned me into a toad because you want to eat this swan's flesh!" he roared. "Don't even dream about it! I order you to turn me back right now!"
"Please kiss me!" he ground out through clenched teeth.
*
"You think a man worth hundreds of billions is going to wait on you hand and foot? Dream on! Ribbit, ribbit!"
"You're making me wash your socks, too?" he said, his face full of long-suffering resignation. "Fine, I'll wash them!"
She kissed him for the money, but turned into a frog herself. To become human again, she had to venture into the world of fairy tales. The account she started, "Adventures with a Frog," went viral, and she made a fortune.
She coaxed him into pretending to be a frog couple. Blushing, he said, "Why don't we make the act real?"
She used him and tossed him aside. "You really are a toad dreaming of eating a frog. Ugly, delusional, and shamelessly promiscuous."
*
The title and inspiration for this story both come from the poet Fake Teeth:
[Many years later, when she kissed him, it still felt like kissing a frog], Fairy Tale Aftereffects
P.S.:
If you can't grow up in a fairy tale, then be loved in an adult fairy tale.
Face-slapping and sudden regret ahead. A goofy comedy.
My next story, The Simp Mission: Reverse Operation [Quick Transmigration], will start in a few days.
A beautiful woman with princess syndrome is forcibly bound by the System and made to complete simp missions in a Quick Transmigration livestream.
As a woman everyone hates, she is supposed to wait on the male leads hand and foot and act like a simp, only to meet a tragic ending.
But she immediately finds a BUG and turns the tables, making them do the simp missions for her instead. She gets the rewards, and they take all the hardship.
And so...
Make the comatose male lead take care of her.
Make the disabled male lead wait on her.
Make the obsessive villain save her.
Make the poor male lead support her.
Make the illiterate male lead teach her to read.
Make the yandere male lead heal her.
Make the male lead climb out of his coffin to be her beast of burden.
Make the good-for-nothing male lead defy the Three Realms for her.
Make the male lead who called her a gold digger bankrupt himself for her.
Make the emperor who used her as a shield take her place in the palace intrigue.
Make the villain who used her as a shield take hit after hit for her.
Make the villain who used her as a human cauldron become one for her.
Make the aloof beauty keep her as a backup.
Make the abstinent male lead seduce her.
Make the stingy male lead beg her to spend his money.
Make the male lead with an eating disorder study cooking for her.
Make the arrogant male lead beg to be her lover.
... (Not written in order.)
The System nearly crashed. "Is this what you call properly completing the simp missions?"
She lay flat in bliss. "Just tell me, did I finish the simp missions or not?"
The comments flooded in: "She's so beautiful. What's wrong with having princess syndrome? What's wrong with being a little mean? They're lucky to be her simps."
The System watched as the livestream climbed to number one in popularity and fell silent.
But why were all the others who hadn't been assigned simp missions acting like her simps, too?
#
A voice suddenly sounded in the comatose male lead's mind.
Ding! Simp mission issued: You must personally take care of the other person until they recover.
Comatose male lead: Who's taking care of whom?!
Warning: Since you have taken no action, ten life points have been deducted. Failure to complete the mission will result in your elimination.
The male lead lay motionless in his hospital bed: ...
P.S. The heroine is unbelievably beautiful, but has princess syndrome and a kind of innocent cruelty. She genuinely doesn't care whether men live or die.
Beautiful princess-syndrome heroine vs. a cast of devoted simps (all go crazy later)
Everyone's favorite / romantic rivalry battlefield / dog-taming fiction / going mad for love / goofy comedy
Theme: If you can't grow up in a fairy tale, then be loved in an adult fairy tale
I Became Everyone's Favorite After Swapping Places with the Big Shots [Quick Transmigration]
The Wicked Beauty Is Everyone's Darling [Quick Transmigration]
It’s Okay to Be a Mentally Ill Heartthrob
Her Moods Control Everyone's Weather
The Ultimate Supporting Actress
The Girl Who Lives in a Grave
The Sycophant System Begs the Beloved to Spare the Male Lead [Quick Transmigration]
Win You Over, Heal Me (Quick Transmigration)
The ending is very interesting. If it hadn't been for this accident, they would never have gotten together. The heroine is very aware of this.
Darling, I am crazy about you, and I will hit a big wall because of you!!!!
"The Heartthrob's Reverse Operation Dog Licking Mission [Quick Time Travel]" will be released in a few days The sick princess beauty was forcibly bound by the system to be broadcast live on the entire network. The system asked her to dress up as a vicious female partner to complete the dog-licking mission, but the end was extremely miserable. But she immediately found the bug, and she handed the dog-licking task to the male protagonist. The system rewarded her for taking it, and they suffered. So... ——Let the vegetative male protagonist take care of her ——Let the disabled male protagonist serve her ——Let the paranoid villain redeem her ——Let the down-and-out male protagonist come to her rescue ——Let an illiterate man teach her how to read ——Let the sickly male protagonist heal her ——Let the male protagonist in the coffin climb out and make cows and horses for her ——Let the good-for-nothing male protagonist be the enemy of the Three Realms for her ——Let the stingy male protagonist beg her to spend money and bankrupt everything for her ——Let the emperor who used her as a shield go to the palace to fight on her behalf ——Let the villain who used her to block the knife block her one knife after another. ——Let the villain who used her as a cauldron use her as a cauldron. ——Let the flower of the high mountain be her spare tire ——Let the abstinent male protagonist seduce her ——Let the anorexic male protagonist study cooking skills for her ——Let the arrogant male protagonist beg to be her adulterer ...(Written not in order) The system almost crashed: "Is this what you meant by completing the dog-licking mission well?" She lay down beautifully: "Just tell me whether the dog licking task has been completed or not." The barrage flooded the screen crazily: "She is so beautiful. What's wrong with the princess's illness? What's wrong with her being bad? It's a blessing that they can give her a dog licking." The system watched the live broadcast room soar to the top in popularity and fell silent. However, why are other people who have not taken the task of being a dog licker also working as a dog licker for her? A voice suddenly appeared in the vegetative male protagonist's mind. Ding, the dog licking mission is being released - please take care of the other person until he recovers. Vegetative male protagonist: Who takes care of whom?! Warning - Since you have not taken any action, ten health points will be deducted. If the mission fails, you will be wiped out. The male protagonist lying in the hospital bed cannot play:... Ps: The heroine is incredibly beautiful, but the princess is sick, evil and cruel, with a kind of innocent cruelty, and she really doesn't care whether a man lives or lives. The beauty with princess disease vs. Everyone licking the dog (all the members will be crazy about it in the later stage) Heartthrob/Shadow Funny/Xiong Jing Shura Field/Dog Training Literature/Crazy for Love
Gua Gua Gua, hahahaha. It's the first time I saw the male protagonist fall into the toilet. Although he was just a little frog, Mr. Lu was so funny. The female protagonist felt like she could eat this secret for the rest of her life. Hahahahahaha.
Hahahaha, the male protagonist is finally found out. I'm laughing so hard.
Mr. Wei has gone too far. Although Yuzi is heartless, she is very sincere to her family and even lied that Yuzi is her father. The most important thing is that you don't have to be fooled!
This... This is unexpected.
Very interesting and heart-warming story
(●—●) Madam, where are you?
He really pulled it out, I was really angry, I couldn't accept it, I must pay back a hundred times the amount from Mr. Lu, and plucked his hair out fiercely, and plucked his head off┳┳