After Faking My Death to Escape the Tragic Beauty I Ruined, My Cover Was Blown

Pre-release novel recommendation: Becoming a God, Desecrated Every Night. Click the author’s page to see it.

Synopsis:

Ye Wang was a tree immortal who was as much of a homebody as they come. He never imagined he’d have to get back to work one day.

His new job is terrifying: go to the mortal realm as a life mentor to an immortal heir and guide him through his tribulation.

The immortal heir has a lot of quirks. He dislikes people getting close, and he’s aloof, celibate, irritable, and neurotic...

In pursuit of lush, flourishing branches, Ye Wang diligently plays the despised, cast-off husband to the immortal heir by day, then painstakingly guides him through his tribulation in the dream world at night.

After betraying the immortal heir countless times in their dreams, Ye Wang not only fails to help him pass his tribulation and ascend, but also gets exposed.

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Fei Jue has a secret. He’s always having strange, fantastical dreams. In them, someone is madly in love with him, utterly obsessed, and keeps banging their head against a wall for him.

He has always thought these dreams must be glimpses of his countless past lives, telling him to find the person who loves him desperately, then treasure and cherish them!

He has never liked the person in real life who used a debt of gratitude to cling to him and marry him.

He doesn’t even care what the man looks like.

After overcoming every obstacle, finally divorcing and regaining his freedom, Fei Jue walks out of the Civil Affairs Bureau feeling refreshed. He looks up and sees the beauty he has dreamed about countless times.

The beauty looks just like he did in the dreams, with radiant, striking features and a soft, sweet voice. He waves a little hand at Fei Jue. “Goodbye, ex-husband!”

Fei Jue: ??? His dream lover was his wife all along?

The ex-husband shamelessly begs for another chance.

Ye Wang, face cold: I don’t have high standards for a partner. Any sex is fine, but the most basic requirement is that they have to be a tree!

Ye Wang, clear-headed about love: I like meat and you like plants. If we got together, either you’d chew off the top of my head or I’d eat you.

Ye Wang, supporting the national initiative: Cross-species relationships between plants and animals aren’t good for the healthy development of the next generation!

This book is also known as The Harmonious World of Animals and Plants.

Highlights:

1. The pursuer starts off despising and looking down on him, divorcing him at every turn, but later comes crawling back, utterly smitten.

The recipient is overflowing with love in his dreams, ready to give his life for you. Outside the dreams: Who are you? Don’t come near me.

2. The recipient is a beautiful human-shaped flower vase and a super-powerful weapon in tree form.

The pursuer is an aloof immortal in human form and a house-wrecking husky in beast form.

3. Dream lover = first love from ten thousand years ago = wife he just divorced. The pursuer immediately drops to his knees: Darling, is this the right way to kneel? If not, I’ll change it right away.

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Becoming a God, Desecrated Every Night. Click the author’s page to see it.

Rong Yu transmigrates into a book and becomes the silent, immobile statue of a god in the story.

The statue’s only purpose is to watch the male and female leads flirt in an abandoned temple.

Rong Yu: This is just freaking ridiculous!

After the leads finish and leave, a man steps out from behind Rong Yu, the statue of a god.

The doors and windows are dilapidated, and the night is dark and windy. The man stands in the middle of the great hall with his hands behind his back, his figure tall and sharp as a sword, his gaze deep and sinister.

He looks up slightly at the statue.

His voice is low and seductive. “My god, do you feel anything?”

Huh? Wh-what am I supposed to feel?

The man curls his lips into a smile. It’s pitch-black all around, but Rong Yu can still see the wicked look in his eyes.

He walks forward slowly, bows, and kisses the bare feet of the god on the lotus pedestal.

“My god,” he says. “I’m willing to sacrifice myself to satisfy your desires.”

Rong Yu: ??? Wh-what are you talking about?

Huh? Ah! You pervert! Let go of my little feet!

Chu Yan once gritted his teeth and thought that if he ever saw that little liar again, he would torment him, imprison him, and break his legs so he could never leave again.

But when he really sees him, all he can do is hold him and plead softly, “Don’t leave me again!”

You are my light, the courage that lets me charge ahead fearlessly. So you can only stay by my side until death do us part.

The fourth prince of a royal house steeped in bloodshed and slaughter lived through the most turbulent century in the dynasty’s history. Three emperors came and went from the throne, yet the fourth prince remained as powerful as a god. To the people, he was both the most fearsome demon and an indispensable God of War.

Recently, the fourth prince carried home a statue of a god from some forgotten corner. The guards passing by his bedchamber often hear him whisper hoarsely to the stone statue in the middle of the night:

“Your feet are beautiful.”

“Your skin is so lovely.”

“Do you want it?”

“Beg me!”

Reading Guide: A healing, cute, beautiful flower-vase recipient

A gorgeous, tragic pursuer, cold on the outside, wanton and scheming within

The great demon spends the early part of the story setting traps to bury his husband, then later discovers the sweetness of love and uses every scheme he can think of to drag the god from his altar and desecrate him. Lighthearted, cathartic, sugary with a touch of angst, and delightfully indulgent.

Theme: Hard work always pays off. Don’t give up when you encounter difficulties.