Take Out Danzo from the Start

God said, "Go transmigrate and be a KP, and work as an investigator on the side." I said, "Sure, but I have some requests." God said, "Go ahead." I said, "I want to transmigrate into a world where the medium is a book." God said, "Sure." I said, "I want to transmigrate into a world with supernatural abilities." God said, "Sure." I said, "I want to transmigrate right in front of a walking bandage-wasting machine." God said, "Sure." I said, "I want the best talent and the ability to keep improving." God said, "Sure." I said, "I want all the advantages on my cards to eventually become part of my true self, without any side effects, whether or not the cards get torn up." God said, "Sure." So I closed my eyes and let Him send me to whatever world He chose. When I opened my eyes again, I was not okay. I wanted to enter a world where the medium was a book, and God had done it. I wanted to enter a world with supernatural abilities, and God had done it. I wanted to end up in front of a walking bandage-wasting machine, and God had done that too. But that didn't mean I could stay calm when I, who had wanted to transmigrate into Bungo Stray Dogs, ended up in Naruto, face to face with Danzo. Even though all my requests had been met, the gap between what I imagined and what actually happened was way too huge. Faced with this piece of trash, my first reaction was, naturally I simply raised my knife. [Roll to see if I can kill Danzo with one slash.] The numbers on the transparent panel before me flickered, then stopped at 1/42. [Critical success.] The check passed. My body was pulled by some unseen force, and the blade plunged straight down "Die!!!" A flash of white, and blood gushed out. (Naruto is the starting world. There will be other worlds later.) (After reading so much Lovecraftian fiction and CoC, I wanted to write one myself.) Theme: No matter what world you're in, the CoC campaign must go on