The Grumpy Little Turtle Is Also Looking for Someone to Fight with Today

[Advance collection of "I Really Won't Be an Undercover" and "Why Hasn't Master Ascend Yet" please collect it~] Jiang Bairuo traveled through time and became a newly born turtle of the Black Turtle clan. Grandma Zugui said that turtles have a long life span. If they have many friends, they will face the death of countless old friends, which will make the turtle sad. Bai Ruoshen thought so. She decided to do the opposite and make more enemies when she was young. When she got older, every funeral was a happy news. The entire demon world knows that the Black Turtle clan has a hot-tempered little turtle who gets into fights whenever they disagree. The most domineering little white dragon in the dragon clan no longer dares to make trouble casually. The Butterfly Spirit, who loves to flirt with women and has broken the hearts of countless young demons, returned to her lair to retreat. Even Fu Dou, who liked to play everywhere by spitting fire and burning things, was beaten so hard that he dared not go out. The entire demon world has a completely new order. One day, a young man from the Xuangui clan came, and he said that he was here to repay his kindness. If it hadn't been for a little turtle falling from the sky that day, beating Fu Dou until he howled. He was almost burned bald by Fu Dou in his sleep. The young man cherished his hair and touched his black hair, and said solemnly to Jiang Bairuo: There is no way to repay the kindness of saving my life, I can only promise it with my body. Bai Ruo: I don't talk about relationships with short-lived demons. The young man smiled shyly: I am a spirit of small-leaf red sandalwood, and my life is no shorter than that of a black turtle. Bai Ruo took a serious look at the young man's handsome face, and suddenly felt a little moved. When I go to the funerals of my sworn enemies in the future, it would be nice to have someone with me. — — — — Pre-collection of "Why Hasn't Master Ascend Yet" — — — — Yunhe Dao Zun has been in the Mahayana stage for a hundred years. During the same period, the monks have either ascended to the immortal world or died in the thunder tribulation. She is the only one who is unhurried and unwilling to overcome the tribulation. Some curious juniors in the sect asked Master Yunhe: Master, why haven't you ascended yet? Yun He Tao Zun smiled and did not answer, but asked: Silly boy, do you know what will happen if a carp jumps over the dragon gate? The junior said innocently: The fish jumped over the dragon gate and turned into a dragon when it passed by. Yun He smiled and shook his head: No, the fish jumped over the dragon gate to serve the immortal king. The junior was stunned: Master, what you said is different from what is in the book. Yun He hit him on the forehead with a folding fan: Those books are all lies to you idiots. After sending away the curious junior, Yun He lay on the rocking chair and continued to eat melon seeds with his legs crossed. Ascension, she doesn't want to ascend. She finally waited until her cold and boring Taoist monk ascended to the upper world, and she no longer had to study hard under the pressure of his cold face. It was because she was tired of living a good life. * Upper bound. Immortal Lord Yu Heng goes to the Immortal Immortal Pond every day, but never sees the person who should ascend long ago. After some careful consideration, Immortal Lord Yuheng decided to go down to the next world to survive the calamity. Thinking of her own ascension, Yun He tearfully swore to the sky that she would practice hard and strive to ascend to reunite with him as soon as possible. Immortal Lord Yu Heng sneered: Little liar! Purpose: Cherish life