Yunhe Dao Zun has been in the Mahayana stage for a hundred years. During the same period, the monks have either ascended to the immortal world or died in the thunder tribulation. She is the only one who is unhurried and unwilling to overcome the tribulation.
Some curious juniors in the sect asked Master Yunhe: Master, why haven't you ascended yet?
Yun He Tao Zun smiled and did not answer, but asked: Silly boy, do you know what will happen if a carp jumps over the dragon gate?
The junior said innocently: The fish jumped over the dragon gate and turned into a dragon when it passed by.
Yun He smiled and shook his head: No, the fish jumped over the dragon gate to serve the immortal king.
The junior was stunned: Master, what you said is different from what is in the book.
Yun He hit him on the forehead with a folding fan: Those books are all lies to you idiots.
After sending away the curious junior, Yun He lay on the rocking chair and continued to eat melon seeds with his legs crossed.
Ascension, she doesn't want to ascend.
She finally waited until her cold and boring Taoist monk ascended to the upper world, and she no longer had to study hard under the pressure of his cold face. It was because she was tired of living a good life.
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Upper bound.
Immortal Lord Yu Heng goes to the Immortal Immortal Pond every day, but never sees the person who should ascend long ago.
After some careful consideration, Immortal Lord Yuheng decided to go down to the next world to survive the calamity.
Thinking of her own ascension, Yun He tearfully swore to the sky that she would practice hard and strive to ascend to reunite with him as soon as possible.
Immortal Lord Yu Heng sneered: Little liar!
—Advance collection of "Did Junior Sister Explode the Alchemy Furnace Today?" —
[First person in the copy, third person in the text]
My name is Song Yaoyao, and I am the new junior sister of Danding Sect.
On the day I entered the temple, the Great Elder refined the Bodhi Golden Elixir for ninety-nine and eighty-one days and came out of the furnace. It was a high-quality product that could only be seen in a hundred years.
The second elder attracted the Nine Heavens Pill Thunder for the first time and tempered the earth-level pills to the heaven-level quality.
The three elders combined the human elixir into one, and wrote down the elixir theory that has been passed down through the ages...
From then on, I became the favorite of the Danding Sect.
The elders unanimously believe that I am an alchemy genius blessed by heaven and will definitely become a pillar of the sect.
Until the first alchemy class, I blew up the alchemy furnace in the expectant eyes of all the elders and classmates.
Everyone said that God, God, opened a door for me and closed a window for me.
I am a mascot who helps others refine elixirs, but I cannot refine an ordinary foundation-building elixir myself.
I don't believe in evil. The more I get frustrated, the more courage I get.
Gradually, everyone in the Danding Sect became accustomed to the sound of furnace explosions that could be heard from time to time in the sect.
Fortunately, the sect is generous and doesn't mind the thousands of alchemy furnaces I blew up.
As long as I stand next to the elders for a quarter of an hour while they are making alchemy, I will be reimbursed for the purchase cost of the new alchemy furnace.
Later, when my fellow disciples left for training, I accompanied them as a mascot.
When I was unexpectedly attacked by a beast horde, I exploded again.
The beast tide turned into a barbecue buffet.
I actually became the strength ceiling of the Alchemy Sect.
Whenever my fellow sect members go out to experience the sect, they all try their best to bring me with them.
But I really don't want to fight and kill.
I just want to practice some elixirs quietly, why is it so difficult?
Purpose: Respect every attitude towards life