A Self-Rescue Guide for the Master in a Cultivation Novel

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Snarky workaholic shizun x peacock-like bking CEO, the real Demon Lord. Dual male leads, both transmigrate, younger gong, 1v1, happy ending.

Xie Yin, a corporate wage slave at a major tech company, worked himself to death in an overtime shift and transmigrated into a ridiculous, steamy novel his younger sister had written based on him. As everyone knows, the cold and alluring, universally adored shizun in a cultivation novel has a dangerous job: everything below the neck gets censored.

Xie Yin: Hello, is this actually a proper cultivation novel?

System: So sorry, dear. What we have here is a cultivation harem novel. Your task is to redeem the corrupted Demon Lord and fix this world, where everyone has romance on the brain, while making sure you don't get ravished over and over. You seem busy, so I'll leave you to it.

Xie Yin: Get back here!

The System ran off, leaving Xie Yin alone with a will of steel to face this broken world and all the male leads with designs on him, numbers one through five...

Did redeeming his corrupted disciple, the Demon Lord, really require selling his body and making him realize the error of his ways through tragic love? No. Xie Yin, born under the national flag and raised in the spring breeze, lifted his lashes slightly. "What kind of magical treasures? Could they be the Three Great Treasures of Socialism?"

The red winds of the East had arrived. Xie Yin sighed at this melodramatic world, where no one had been properly educated and everyone thought only about love. These young people didn't read Marx, Lenin, or Mao, and some of them were practically illiterate. They thought about nothing but forcing others into relationships. With so little ambition, how could the world not collapse? How could the cultivation world ever progress?

Was there no other workaholic wage slave with similar ideals who could build a civilized, healthy, and free new era of cultivation alongside him?

There was, brother. There was.

The man who came when summoned was handsome, elegant, mysterious, and powerful. He wasn't a romance-brained idiot who got possessed by bugs at every turn, and he could effortlessly slap away every scheming NPC in this cursed world, making Xie Yin feel completely safe.

If only he didn't have the exact same face as Xie Yin's boss.

Workaholic CEO Wen Xu was a business genius known throughout Yancheng's financial world. His only bad habit was acting like a big shot, and yet he died unexpectedly in a car accident. When he awoke, he had transmigrated into a cultivation novel. He had no particular reaction, except that he was unbeatable. After five hundred years, he had turned the entire demon realm into a corporate enterprise. His employees were hardworking, and life had become terribly dull.

Later, he discovered that the True Immortal Duyun, soaring high above the clouds, looked just like the unrequited love from his student days: Xie Yin, the employee he had still been "pursuing gradually" before he died.

The still waters rippled. True Immortal Duyun came under Wen Xu's long-term, covert observation. But no matter how much he looked like Xie Yin, he wasn't Xie Yin. Wen Xu watched coldly as True Immortal Duyun's absurd story unfolded: demonic cultivation, cultivation destroyed, forbidden magical treasures, a furnace physique, pursuit and covetousness from all sides, one melodramatic tragic romance after another. None of it had anything to do with him.

Until he happened to encounter Duyun in the Netherworld and discovered that inside the shattered shell of True Immortal Duyun, the soul had been secretly replaced.

"Mr. Wen?" The man stared at his face in bewilderment, tugging at the undergarment that barely covered his stomach. He looked miserable, but his eyes were clear. "Did they kidnap you from the CEO's office too... The Demon Lord wants to kill me. Can you help me?"

"It's no trouble," Wen Xu said with a smile, turning his head to look at Xie Yin. "But Immortal, I think you've got it wrong. I'm the Demon Lord."

The five hundred years of restless loneliness finally came to an end.

He heard the voice of redemption.

#Saving a broken world calls for the most advanced theoretical weapons#

Notes:

1. The original book is a brainless, melodramatic mess with no logic. The plot and characters exist only for steamy scenes.

2. Mostly lighthearted comedy and monster-fighting, with a fake leveling-up plot. The gong is the strongest in the story. The shou has a disastrous start from the start, but will turn things around later.

3. In the original book, the shou is not sexually pure and has multiple gongs. After transmigrating back to the starting point, both the gong and shou are sexually and emotionally devoted only to each other, and the same goes for their real-world selves.

4. The shou is the gong's first love, and they are each other's first love.

Check out my upcoming works:

1. *The Sickly Beauty Is Struggling to Survive Again Today [Reborn]*: Historical BL. In his past life, Lin Heng devoted himself to being a loyal official, only to be betrayed and die miserably. Reborn, he tries to slack off and live like a lazy fish, but gets dragged off to marry? Hello? An enemy is an enemy! An enemy can't become your wife! A tropey, melodramatic story with a happy ending.

2. "After My CP Scandal, the Big Shot Begged Me to Be His Resource Star": Modern BL. Will the sharp-tongued little fox meet a soft-hearted sugar daddy? Absolutely. A brainless, feel-good sweet story.

3. "A Fleeting Moment": Modern romance. Cocky guy x sweet girl, a campus romance currently being written in full!

Feel free to add them to your collection!

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