Sunny and Cheerful, Making the Whole Internet Drool [Book Transmigration]

[It's complete! Next up is I Love Livestreaming Ghost Encounters, Bunny Style. The blurb is at the end. Please roll around and beg for bookmarks!]

Lu Jin is a handsome, clever little chef. He closes his eyes, opens them, and discovers that he's transmigrated into a book, becoming a universally hated cannon fodder character who has nothing going for him except his face. He's about to drug and set up top-tier star and movie emperor Kuang Weixuan, causing Kuang Weixuan's accidental death and earning himself a lifetime behind bars.

The glass of wine is already in Kuang Weixuan's hand. In a flash of panic, Lu Jin snatches it away and downs it in one go.

The alcohol immediately goes to his head.

Lu Jin flops onto Kuang Weixuan like a big dog and sniffs him furiously, mumbling, "This smell is absolutely awful..."

Kuang Weixuan: ...?

When Lu Jin sobers up and remembers everything, he wishes he could move to another planet.

To avoid Kuang Weixuan once and for all, he decides to join the laid-back variety show The Inn by the Lake.

When the show announces its cast, netizens prepare to watch the drama unfold. Every guest has more haters than fans, and antis everywhere sharpen their knives. Lu Jin takes the brunt of the attacks all by himself.

But as the show airs, netizens realize things aren't quite so simple.

There's no telling whether the inn is comfortable, but watching Lu Jin cook sure makes for an appetizing show!

Before Lu Jin picks up a knife, everyone thinks he's a delicate weakling who couldn't even swat a chicken. Then, in the blink of an eye, he's expertly chopping fish, slaughtering chickens, and butchering pigs. He whips up elaborate dishes like eight-treasure duck and whole steamed pig with such skill that famous chefs enthusiastically praise him on social media.

Guests: So good I'm crying!

Netizens: I'm drooling!

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The latest celebrity guest announced for The Inn by the Lake is top-tier star and movie emperor Kuang Weixuan.

Given Lu Jin's long history of using Kuang Weixuan for publicity, netizens are convinced that Kuang Weixuan won't give him the time of day. They rub their hands together, ready to watch Lu Jin make a fool of himself.

But as they watch, the netizens following the drama realize something is off.

How did the movie emperor come on as a guest and then just never leave? And why does he keep wandering into the kitchen, intent on helping Lu Jin, who can't get rid of him? His temper is so good it's almost unbelievable.

Everyone: ? Emperor Kuang, if Lu Jin is threatening you, blink twice.

Then, during a livestream by the production team, Lu Jin is in his room, focused on answering viewers' questions. Suddenly, someone strolls in. After calmly greeting the camera, he affectionately takes Lu Jin's hand and places it on his firm six-pack.

"Feel this. I think you've been feeding me so well that I've put on weight."

"Then I won't cook for you anymore!"

"...That's fine, as long as you're here."

Everyone: ??? Is it rude of me to watch this for free?

CP: A sunny, energetic beauty on the receiving end x a scheming, black-bellied top

[Reading Guide]

1. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

2. The characters aren't based on or referring to real people. Please don't associate them with anyone in the real world.

3. The receiving partner is doted on by everyone.

4. The top won't join the show too quickly, but he'll pop up from time to time.

Blurb for I Love Livestreaming Ghost Encounters, Bunny Style. Please bookmark!

Everyone says the Tang family is all-powerful in Mucheng. The reason is simple: four of their five children are powerhouses in their own fields.

The eldest daughter, Tang Moqin, dominates the business world. The second son, Tang Yiqi, is a rising star in tech. The third son, Tang Jingshi, is a leading authority in surgery. The fourth daughter, Tang Ying Shu, is a top-tier star in the film industry.

Only the youngest son, Tang Yuhua, is useless at everything and takes first place at being timid.

When he was little, even finding a bird's egg was enough to make him so afraid of the naked, newly hatched chick that he turned back into a rabbit, curled up into a ball, and cried.

What do you do when a family of elite billionaires has a useless crybaby?

The Tang family: Spoil him. Spoil him rotten. Whoever upsets our precious baby will have to deal with us!

The grown-up Tang Yuhua is all enthusiasm and no ability. His courage is smaller than a walnut kernel, but the goals he sets for himself are bigger than the sea.

Every day, he livestreams himself exploring ruins in different places, convinced he'll show his viewers a second paranormal phenomenon besides his own ability to turn into a rabbit.

So the livestream's most popular game becomes guessing, for no prize, which minute of the broadcast Tang Yuhua will get scared and turn back into a rabbit.

Then one day, Tang Yuhua gets scared into turning into a little white ball on livestream, as expected.

But this time, after joking around and teasing him, the viewers realize in horror:

Holy crap! A giant snake is carrying the rabbit in its mouth?!

Holy crap! The giant snake turned into a naked, devilishly handsome man!

Holy crap! The livestream has been shut down for violating the rules!

The giant snake Shao Wu is "picked up" by Tang Yuhua and brought home. From then on, Tang Yuhua no longer explores the ruins alone. He has a partner.

Though most of the time, Shao Wu just turns into a little snake, curls up around Tang Yuhua's neck, and naps.

Since Shao Wu joined him, Tang Yuhua's livestream has become a real ghost-sighting show. The comments have changed from [Hahahahaha] to [Aaaaaah], and his popularity is fast catching up with the top-tier stars.

But people slowly notice that timid, weepy Tang Yuhua is turning into a rabbit on livestream less and less often.

It's not that he's gotten braver. It's that all the evil ghosts who appear in front of him have somehow become sweet-faced and gentle, as docile as lambs. They practically want to kneel before him and kowtow.

Tang Yuhua: Meow meow meow? Am I really that fierce?

Shao Wu, dozing with his body wrapped around Tang Yuhua's neck: Heh. Whoever dares to make my wife cry, I'll swallow them whole.

The ghosts: We can't afford to offend either of you great gods. Please spare us. TAT

A pampered, crybaby bunny on the receiving end x a lazy, unruly evil dragon on top

Pre-release: Flirting with NPCs Makes Me Rich [System]. Please bookmark!

Zhou Jijeng closes his eyes and opens them.

Oh wow! The keyboard, drawing tablet, and monitor in his room have all turned into an abacus, a ledger, and a vanity mirror.

Zhou Jijeng wants to knock himself out so he won't wake up again.

System: "Congratulations on entering the game system for The Little Inn. Please enter the passphrase to complete binding."

Zhou Jijeng: "Who wants to enter? Let me go back!"

System: "Binding successful. Congratulations, you are now the innkeeper of the 'Who Wants to Enter?' Inn. Creating system data."

Zhou Jijeng: "???"

He looks around. Aside from four broken wooden tables and eight rotten wooden stools, the inn has nothing.

Zhou Jijeng: "With this junk, we'd be lucky to get any customers."

System: "Spend 100 gold ingots to upgrade."

Zhou Jijeng: "Gold ingots? Do I have any?"

System: "Nope."

Zhou Jijeng: "Damn..."

System: "Insulting the System will incur a deduction of 10 gold ingots."

Zhou Jijeng: "Damn... Life is full of promise, isn't it?"

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Yuan Fangshu is a game NPC, though he doesn't know it.

All he knows is that he's the crown prince.

And every five days, he can't resist leaving the palace to visit the inn at the end of the street, where you turn left at the third intersection on the main road by the city gate.

The inn has a strange name, shabby furnishings, and bitter tea.

Only the innkeeper's crescent-moon eyes and honey-sweet dimples are comforting.

Zhou Jijeng: "Your Highness's undershirt today is... quite distinctive."

Yuan Fangshu: "It's a one-of-a-kind silk undergarment with a subtle gold-thread pattern, a tribute from the Western Regions. Father insisted on giving it to me, so I had no choice but to wear it."

Yuan Fangshu's inner thoughts: He pays so much attention to me. He must be captivated by my ethereal beauty.

Zhou Jijeng's inner thoughts: A suit shirt under a cross-collared robe? Does this game think I'm blind?

An energetic go-getter who only cares about making money on the receiving end x a crown prince NPC who excels at convincing himself he's irresistible on top

Theme: With real ability, you'll eventually be seen.