Everyone says the Tang family holds absolute power in Mucheng. The reason is simple: four of their five children are absolute powerhouses.
The eldest daughter, Tang Moqin, rules the business world. The second son, Tang Yiqi, is a rising star in tech. The third son, Tang Jingshi, is a leading authority in surgery. The fourth daughter, Tang Ying Shu, is a top-tier star.
Only the youngest son, Tang Yuhua, is a good-for-nothing at everything, but number one at being timid.
When he was little, he was so scared of a newly hatched, featherless bird that he turned into a rabbit, curled into a ball, and cried.
What should an elite, wealthy family do with a useless crybaby?
The Tang family: Spoil him rotten! Anyone who dares upset our precious baby will have to answer to us!
But the grown-up Tang Yuhua is all enthusiasm and no skill. He's more timid than a walnut kernel, yet his boasts are bigger than the ocean.
Every day, he livestreams himself exploring ruins around the country, convinced he'll show his dear viewers a second paranormal phenomenon, besides the fact that he can turn into a rabbit.
And so, guessing at what minute Tang Yuhua will be scared into turning back into a rabbit became the most popular activity in his livestream chat. No prizes offered.
Then one day, Tang Yuhua was predictably scared into becoming a little white fluffball on livestream once again.
But this time, after joking and teasing him, his viewers realized in horror:
Holy crap! A giant snake has a rabbit in its mouth?!
Holy crap! The giant snake turned into a dangerously charming, completely naked man!
Holy crap! The livestream got shut down for violating the rules!
The giant snake Shao Wu was thus "picked up" by Tang Yuhua and taken home. From then on, ruin exploration changed from a one-man adventure to a two-person outing.
Though most of the time Shao Wu just turned into a little snake and curled up around Tang Yuhua's neck for a nap.
Ever since Shao Wu joined him, Tang Yuhua's livestream became a real-life ghost encounter. The comments changed from [hahahaha] to [aaaaah], and his popularity shot up to that of a top-tier star.
But people gradually noticed that the timid, teary-eyed Tang Yuhua was turning into a rabbit less and less often during his livestreams.
It wasn't because he was getting braver. Rather, all the evil spirits appearing in front of him had become handsome and refined, as docile as little lambs and practically falling over themselves to kneel and kowtow to him.
Tang Yuhua: Meow, meow, meow? Am I really this awesome?
Shao Wu, feigning sleep as he coiled around Tang Yuhua's neck: Heh. Anyone who dares make my wife cry gets eaten.
The ghosts: We can't afford to offend either of you mighty gods. Please let us go TAT
A pampered, crybaby rabbit uke x a lazy, unruly dragon seme
[Reader's Guide]
1. This story is entirely fictional. Don't confuse it with the real world.
2. All the settings in this story are made up by the author and have no basis in fact.
3. Shao the evil dragon ate all the logic. The author has already sent Little Tang Rabbit to bite his tail.
23.12.13
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way
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