My Fortune-Telling Livestream Went Viral

[The main story and extras are complete. Feel free to dive in!] Ji Mumo graduated from college and inherited a City God temple. His distant great-uncle, whom he'd never met and who had already passed away, tricked him in a dream: You are Heaven's chosen one, a once-in-a-millennium genius of the mystic arts. Then he pointed him toward a bright future: livestreaming pays well. Ji Mumo: ... It really did pay well, and it was a lot of fun, too. On his first day streaming, his first reading foretold the death of the platform's wealthy big spender, and his second predicted the downfall of a top-tier star. How could that not be fun? · At first, the viewers thought: I want to see which sucker will pay this streamer for a fortune-telling session. After the first reading, the wealthy big spender suddenly fell gravely ill at home (a ghost had come for revenge) and died on the spot. Viewers: [Holy crap, you're the real deal, streamer!] · Everything went smoothly, and Ji Mumo became an overnight sensation. The only thing that got him down was his great-uncle saying Heaven had bound him to a husband. Of course, he refused to accept an arranged marriage. Besides, he thought he was straight. His great-uncle looked troubled. But your red thread is tied to his. This is a match ordained by Heaven. Ji Mumo: ... A match ordained by ghosts, more like! · Until he met his handsome husband... He went to register their marriage that very day! · Pei Jiujing, Lord of the Underworld, master of all living things: Of course you're Heaven's chosen one, and of course we're a match ordained by Heaven, because I chose you to be my wife the moment I laid eyes on you. [My new novel next door, After the Big Shot's Husband's Thoughts Were Exposed, is now out! Kisses!] [The fortune-telling knowledge and content in this story are fictional. Please don't apply them to real life, dear readers. Don't be superstitious, and believe in science!] [There are no real-life inspirations. Any references to real people will be removed. Apologies in advance, dear readers!] Pre-release 1 is now out: After the Big Shot's Husband's Thoughts Were Exposed Xu Ruoyan was bound to a System on the day of his wedding to Zhou Bingcong. The System told him that this world was made up of countless erotic novels fused together. He and Zhou Bingcong were minor characters in one of them. Because they rarely shared a bed after getting married, they served as the sexless contrast couple, highlighting how fulfilling and satisfying the protagonist's sex life was. System: Your mission is to seduce your new husband, Zhou Bingcong. Make sure he has sex with you anytime, anywhere. System: We hope you two will embrace the local customs and enjoy a happy sex life soon. Xu Ruoyan: ??? As Xu Ruoyan exchanged rings with Zhou Bingcong onstage, he read through the plot: [Zhou Bingcong married me out of consideration for Grandpa Zhou, but his heart belongs only to work. He's cold and heartless, and he'll never fall in love with me. He'll only treat me with courtesy and respect.] Zhou Bingcong, who had suddenly heard his thoughts: ? · On their wedding night, Xu Ruoyan tried to seduce Zhou Bingcong in a white shirt. Zhou Bingcong turned and walked out. Xu Ruoyan: ? Xu Ruoyan asked the System: What's that supposed to mean? Is he really impotent? System: Is he coming back? Zhou Bingcong: ... If he weren't afraid of scaring his new wife, he'd show him exactly how capable he was, in no uncertain terms :) · It was only later that Xu Ruoyan learned what it meant for an old flame to catch fire again. His husband wasn't just capable, he was exceptionally capable, and had incredible stamina, too (*/ω\*) [They only have eyes for each other, body and soul. Guaranteed sweetness!] [Updates daily at noon!] [Dear readers, sorry! The earlier version of this pre-release went through several opening rewrites, but none felt right, so I changed it to this story. I'll send out red envelopes to make it up to you! Bows!] Pre-release 2: The Mystic Arts Expert Goes Viral Online When Su Yan transmigrated, he was on the set of an adventure livestream variety show. The first episode of the first season was being filmed in a haunted house, where the original host had been scared unconscious by a vicious ghost and mocked across the internet. The viewers were waiting to laugh at Su Yan, but they never expected him to wake up and scare the ghost into wailing and fleeing for its life. At first, the viewers thought: This is fake. It's scripted! Later, after seeing what Su Yan could really do, they said: You're incredible! We bow to you! After the first episode, Su Yan became a sensation, and the previously overlooked adventure livestream show took the internet by storm as well. But Su Yan said: Please believe in science! · Pei Gu, the first director of the Special Administration Bureau, had been asleep for a hundred years. The first thing he did after waking was go to a show to find someone. Looking at the tall, graceful young man standing before him, Pei Gu was speechless for a long time. Su Yan smiled faintly. Long time no see. Pei Gu stepped forward and pulled him into his arms. He was his longtime friend, and the person he loved. [They have been secretly in love with each other for years and only belong to each other, body and soul. Before confessing, the gong risked his life to protect the shou. The shou came to this world specifically for the gong. No more spoilers! Hope you enjoy the story, dear readers!] [The mystic arts content in this story is fictional. Please don't apply it to real life, dear readers. Don't be superstitious, and believe in science!] Theme: Cherish a happy life