After the Big Shot's Husband's Inner Thoughts Were Exposed

On the day Xu Ruoyan married Zhou Bingzong, a System bound itself to him. The System told him that this world was made up of countless erotic novels fused together. He and Zhou Bingzong were minor characters from one of them. Since they never shared a bed after marriage, they served as the sexually indifferent contrast couple, highlighting just how satisfying and happy the protagonist shou’s sex life was. System: Your mission is to seduce your new husband, Zhou Bingzong. Make sure he has sex with you anytime, anywhere. System: We hope you two husbands will adapt to local customs and enjoy a happy sex life as soon as possible. Xu Ruoyan: ??? As he exchanged rings with Zhou Bingzong onstage, Xu Ruoyan flipped open the plot. [Zhou Bingzong married me to humor Grandpa Zhou, but his heart belongs only to work. He’s cold and ruthless. He’ll never love me in this lifetime, and we’ll only ever treat each other with polite respect.] Zhou Bingzong, who suddenly heard his inner thoughts: ? · On their wedding night, Xu Ruoyan put on a white shirt and tried to seduce Zhou Bingzong. Zhou Bingzong turned and walked out. Xu Ruoyan: ? Xu Ruoyan asked the System: What does that mean? Is he really impotent? System: Is he coming back? Zhou Bingzong: ... If he weren’t afraid of frightening his new little wife, he would show him exactly how capable he was through hands-on experience :) · Only later did Xu Ruoyan learn what it meant for an old flame to catch fire. His husband wasn’t just capable, he was exceptionally capable, and had incredible stamina too (*/ω\\*) [The gong and shou only have eyes for each other, and this is guaranteed to be sweet~] [Updates daily at noon~] [Dear readers, sorry! I changed the opening of the previous advance notice several times, but it never felt right, so I changed it into this story. I’ll send out red envelopes as an apology~ *bows*~] Advance notice: The Metaphysics Master Shines Online When Su Yan arrived, he was at the filming location of an exploration livestream variety show. The first episode of the first season was being filmed in a haunted house. The original host had been scared unconscious by the evil spirit inside and was mocked across the internet. The online audience was waiting to laugh at Su Yan. Who could have guessed that after waking up, he would make the evil spirit wail for its parents and flee in every direction? At first, the viewers said: “Fake, right? It’s scripted!” After witnessing Su Yan’s real abilities, they said: “Master, we worship you!” After the first episode aired, Su Yan became a sensation, and the once-ignored livestream exploration show became a hit across the internet. But Su Yan insisted: “Please believe in science!” · Pei Gu, the first director of the Special Administration Bureau and the founding ancestor of the Pei family, had slept for a hundred years. The first thing he did after waking was go to a show to find someone. Looking at the tall, graceful young man before him, Pei Gu was speechless for a long time. Su Yan smiled gently. “Long time no see.” Pei Gu stepped forward and embraced him. He was his longtime friend, and the person he loved. [They have secretly loved each other for years, and only have eyes for each other. Before confessing, the gong risked his life to protect the shou. The shou came to this world specifically for the gong. I won’t spoil the details, so I hope you enjoy reading~] [The metaphysical content in this story is fictional. Please don’t apply it to real life. Dear readers, don’t be superstitious. Believe in science~] Theme: Live a happy life