In the truth or dare game at the freshman dinner party, Song Yu lost and was given the task of confessing to Lu Yuming, a cold-blooded senior from the computer department next door.
The next day, Song Yu stopped Lu Yuming, who was rumored to have rejected many people, in the cafeteria, "Senior, I like you, can you be my boyfriend?"
Lu Yuming looked at the pink envelope handed to him, his handsome features almost cracking. After a long time, he tremblingly said: "Mom, this can't be done..."
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It took Song Yu a long time to finally accept the fact that Lu Yuming was her son, and her brain, which had been dulled by shock, finally resumed work. She looked up and down at her son, who was older than herself, and reasonably speculated: "Your surname is Lu, so your dad must be Lu Ze, right?"
Lu Ze is Song Yu's high school senior. He is polite and courteous. Song Yu has been in love with him for two years.
A moment later, Lu Yuming cruelly exposed his mother's sweet dream, "That's not right."
Song Yu:? ?
Lu Yuming pointed at someone passing by on a bicycle, "He is my dad."
Song Yu took a closer look and was heartbroken on the spot.
The father of a child who was passing by on a bicycle also stopped, put his long legs on the ground, patted the back seat of the car, and said in a familiar casual tone, "Song Yu, do you want to go back to the dormitory? I'll give it to you. Don't worry, I won't charge you this time."
Song Yu: "..."
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At the end of the period, Song Yu arrived at the finish line first. Lu Yuming rushed into the track and handed over the thermos cup with a gentle voice: "Here, drink water."
The next second, the school president He Yanxing squeezed the person away and held Song Yu's arm firmly: "Get out of here, you bastard. She can't drink water now."
Lu Yuming was unconvinced: "Why should I listen to you?"
He Yanxing: "Don't forget she is my wife!"
Everybody:? ?
Physical education teacher:? ? What about running fifty meters? Are all male college students today so voluptuous when chasing people?
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Later, during the school forum voting event for the school president, Lu Yuming and He Yanxing were neck and neck in terms of approval ratings. Someone with good intentions came to ask Song Yu, who had a close relationship with these two people, about their attitude.
Song Yu looked at the sky at 45 degrees: There are thorns in the palms and backs of both hands. I choose Zhang San.
*The copy will be left on 2022.4.16
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