The Little Sea Otter Goes Viral on a Parenting Variety Show with Its Skills

[A story about little ones! Not a childcare story! The whole cast is made up of little ones, with no adult guests! Four kids have all kinds of funny, heartwarming interactions. This isn't about adults raising kids!]

As the cleverest little sea otter in her clan, Shushu transforms into a human child and comes ashore to find her kidnapped little brother.

With no money, Shushu has no choice but to join a variety show for kids, earn some cash, and then look for her brother.

"Raising Adorable Kids" invites four children:

Rich kid Chenchen, lively and outgoing;

Talented at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, Xiaoxiao, a shy young lady;

Genius Kuku, cool and proud;

Shushu, with no one to rely on, who doesn't know anything.

Netizens: Isn't it obvious who everyone will like best, and who's the most impressive?

But then--

During a swimming race, Shushu jumps into the water and does a picture-perfect backstroke. Her hands spin like automatic propellers, and in the blink of an eye, she's reached the other side. She even stays underwater for more than ten minutes.

Netizens: "?"

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While picking fruit, Shushu faces a sturdy tree more than ten meters tall. First she bows, then puts her hands together, then says, "Thank you, Mother Nature, for this generous gift."

Then she punches the tree, and the fruit falls straight down.

Netizens: "??"

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On a seaside outing, Shushu shouts at the ocean, "Big brothers and sisters, hurry up and come out to play~"

And so pink dolphins, a whole group of little sea otters, and all kinds of sea creatures show up, as if attending an exhibition. Even the legendary merfolk leap out of the water, sing to everyone, and offer their blessings.

Netizens: "???"

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Thanks to her outstanding performance, Shushu becomes a new top-tier star, with a huge fanbase and invitations pouring in--

The other three kids become Shushu's little sidekicks;

A children's clothing brand invites Shushu to be its spokesperson;

An ocean conservation organization invites Shushu to be its goodwill ambassador;

A director, a rich second-generation heir, and a scientist all want to adopt Shushu as their goddaughter.

One day, the sky changes and strange signs appear. A five-clawed golden dragon flies through the clouds, drawing a global audience of hundreds of millions!

When everyone looks closely, they see a little dumpling of a child riding on the dragon's back, smiling and waving. "Shushu's flying!"

The whole world: "??!"

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Mini-scene:

1. During a pretend doctor game, Shushu picks Kuku up in a princess carry and runs home, then takes out a pink plastic thermometer and stethoscope to check Kuku's temperature and listen to her heartbeat. Then--

"Sweet Kuku! You have a fever of eighty degrees!"

"Sweet Kuku! Your heart beats eighty times a second!"

"Sweet Kuku! You have terminal cancer!"

Kuku: "???"

This story is also known as "The Dramatic Little Sea Otter Comes Ashore and Goes Viral" and "Four Kids Outsmart the Production Crew."

Reading guide:

1. The comments will get argumentative at first, but later they'll be full of praise, kisses, and people lifting the kids up high. If that's not for you, please don't read.

2. There are lots of funny, heartwarming interactions among the four kids, with a cozy, everyone-pampers-them daily life.

3. The heroine is five, and the other kids are also five or six. Sea otters are portrayed with some fictional liberties.

"Six B-list Demon Celebrities Go Viral Thanks to Their Group Leader"

Bai Miaomiao and her friends come down from the mountain to pursue their dreams in show business. Their good looks get them signed by an agency, and they debut together as a group.

But less than a year after their debut, the company goes bankrupt and the boss runs off. The group "Cats and Dogs" falls from the 38th tier to the 108th.

For the sake of their dreams, one cat and five dogs keep struggling in show business. Seven years later, they are still--getting nowhere.

Before quitting show business and returning to the mountains, the six demons spend their life savings to film a group variety show as a memento of their years chasing their dreams.

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As soon as the variety show is announced, the few comments from casual viewers say--

Netizen A: "Cats and Dogs"? Who?

Netizen B: I looked them up. They're an unknown 108th-tier group from hundreds of years ago. No one in show business has ever heard of them.

Netizen C: Hmph, just one last desperate struggle from some washed-up nobodies. Who has time to watch this?

Netizen D: Is the bar for entering show business so low these days? Any old cats and dogs can debut?

Netizen E: Artists who pretend to be pitiful and chase attention for publicity will always be hopelessly obscure~

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Before the show starts, the six demons spread the word to all their friends and post the announcement on every social media platform.

Hard work pays off. On the first day of the livestream, the number of viewers finally reaches a few hundred, less than a small streamer on a short-video app.

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That night, a creator edits a video titled "The Poorest Group Variety Show on the Entire Internet, No Contest." It gets a million views overnight, and plenty of people are persuaded to watch the livestream--

While fishing by the river, a well-equipped fishing fanatic gets skunked the whole time. Bai Miaomiao, with nothing but a bamboo pole and a worm, has a school of fish circling her line. They obediently line up to bite, one after another, and she fills her basket!

Viewers: ?

Are those pet fish of yours? Why are they so obedient?!

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While asking for a fortune on the roadside, Lin Shiqi draws an unlucky fortune and scoffs: "Superstition is nonsense. I'm the master of my own fate!"

The next moment, his left eyelid twitches. He says excitedly, "A twitching left eye means wealth, and the right means disaster. Got it! I'll make a fortune tomorrow!"

Viewers: ??

Selective superstition?

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The group climbs a mountain and gets caught in a thick fog. Through the haze, they see Buddha's light shining everywhere and Buddha himself appearing! The six hurriedly kneel and bow, and more than a hundred tourists behind them follow suit, praying for blessings.

But when everyone walks closer, they discover it's just a photograph playing on an LED screen at the summit.

Tourists: ...

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Viewers: ???

Electronic Buddha?

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Netizens: Is there actually something to this variety show?

During the livestream of the final episode, the number of viewers passes one hundred million!

"Cats and Dogs' Variety Show" makes an astonishing comeback, claiming the top spot in the year's variety show ratings and becoming a sensation in live-streamed entertainment!

Major investors and variety show directors who used to ignore the six now eagerly make offers, promising them fees in the hundreds of millions!

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Just as they become famous, news breaks that all six plan to quit show business and return home to farm.

The whole internet: ???

Quit? You're so young. How could you even think of something so terrifying as leaving show business?!

Don't go! Show business can't live without you!!!

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