(Detective Conan) The Grim Reaper Elementary Schooler Calls Me Uncle

What do you do when your classmate is not only childhood friends with someone, but also a genius who hit a bullseye the first time he picked up a gun?

[Get your act together while he's sneaking over the wall to see his childhood friend.]

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[I'd rather jump off this building and die than fall for a cop!]

[Then become an undercover agent.]

[???]

I'm Inozuma Asuka, and my greatest dream in life is to slaughter every creature called a boss.

I'm not joking. If Heaven gave me a Death [ ] Book right now, I could fill the whole thing, cover included, with my bosses' names. Even the Grim Reaper would get down on his knees and beg me to stop.

I stayed up all night studying, got into college, passed the civil service exam on my own merit, and was just about to graduate from police academy and become a shining light in the force. I would restore public confidence, which had been declining because of all the detectives, and stop the police's image from hitting rock bottom. Then my boss told me to go undercover.

Undercover, my ass. :)

Have you ever heard of an undercover agent who gets exposed on the first day? I have very good reason to suspect that the boss who sent me undercover is the real mole. He must have realized I had incredible potential and would become a threat, so he decided to snuff me out before I could grow up. :)

Once I'm free, I'm going to slaughter every last one of you.

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All of the above is a lie.

Isn't it common knowledge that undercover agents lie in every sentence? :P

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