Today's Aide Is Still Trying to Convince Me to Change Jobs

Li Yang was raised by the gods.

He couldn't become a ninja while alive,

and refused to become a jailer after death.

Faced with an assistant who was desperate to recruit him, Li Yang packed his bags, bid farewell to the gods, and fled to the Heavenly Realm overnight, riding a train all the way there to study medicine.

I want to become an amazing doctor!

He said,

And so Li Yang became a great Onmyoji :)

Assistant: Enough talk. I'm in.

Man, I'm determined to make you mine.

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Little Li Yang once thought there was a god living in his ear,

and suspected this god had it in for him. He'd just bought a new detective novel when, out of nowhere, a voice blurted, "The culprit is xxx."

Later, he met a certain future King of Shaman.

[What, this person can hear voices no one else can hear too?]

[Realizing their character settings overlapped, Li Yang decided to kill him to keep him quiet.]

Watching the other person's expression turn subtly strange, Li Yang slowly tightened his grip on the hilt...

His bloodlust reached an all-time high.

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(Series) After Taking the Araki Surname

※※※ This is Li Yang from Assistant, in an alternate timeline where gods don't exist in his life.

As the world's god, the precognitive psychic unlocks a new apocalyptic future CG in his dreams every day.

[Why would anyone be so keen to add shonen manga tropes to a comedy manga world? It's ridiculous. How can this kind of setting even get popular?]

The psychic is once again troubled by how to save the world.

Until one day, Araki Asuka suddenly moved into this world.

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'Welcome to Araki Manor.'

'This is the graveyard of losers, the paradise of villains.'

"My surname is Araki."

"Welcome to Araki Manor!"

After bringing one journey to an end, Asuka was recognized by the world through a twist of fate, and finally stopped wandering. But he'd developed a taste for retirement and wasn't interested in his new housemates. Even a cat that meowed "mimi," cooked, and gave likes couldn't stop him from wanting to move out.

After looking around, he circled a spot in Beika Town, where there were no yakuza and no espers, and prepared to buy a house.

Surely he'd soon be rid of these housemates who did nothing but cause trouble, and could finally enjoy a quiet, peaceful retirement!

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I long to be a bird, free to choose where I go. I don't want to be a fish, whose only hope after leaving the water is for fate to show mercy.

I just want to live.

[No one loves me.]

[No one ever will.]

[But I'm willing to love you.]

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

So I'm going to kill you.

Asuka killed humanity's last Master.

Theme: Let go of the past to welcome a beautiful future. Set aside anxiety and worries, return to peace, and enjoy life.