Serving as a Mouthpiece in a Dog-Blood Novel [Quickly Wear]

Zhu Xiaoba, the quarrel king in kindergarten, primary school and middle school, and the leader of the university debate team. I scolded the sky, the earth, the takeaway thief, and my eccentric father and mother. Small mouth, no one survived. Once he dies young, I wish Xiaoba will bind his mouth to replace the system, help the protagonist in the dog-blood novel to express all his grievances! 1. Inferiority literature. The sponsor is young and promising, with a fortune of tens of billions, but he feels inferior in front of the celebrity scumbag who is being kept. While spending money and resources for the scumbag, he smiles and talks softly to the scumbag. In the end, in order to maintain Zha Gong's self-esteem, he took the initiative to give all his property to Zha Gong for free, allowing him to "counter-support" him. Gold Medal Assistant Zhu Xiaoba:? "，？？？，，，，，，" "！，？！" "，！" ""，， 2. Pretending to be poor literature A poor student works eight jobs a day to buy a birthday gift for her boyfriend. But her boyfriend is actually a rich second generation. In order to prove his sincerity, he deliberately pretends to be poor and makes all kinds of unreasonable demands. Once when he was working part-time, he discovered that his boyfriend was trying to steal 3 yuan for grilled sausages from him. He actually took his young lover and spent 30 million in a luxury store. He stepped forward to question him, but was ridiculed by his boyfriend: "I guess I misjudged you. You really worship money so much." Part-time colleague Zhu Xiaoba:? ? "Please think about it carefully with your big nose. When he was with you, did you ever spend money on him? A sausage costs three yuan. You bite off three and eight yuan in one bite and suck out the air in front of him. You said he worships money? I beg you to eat more melatonin!" "Security, hit him!" There was another "bang", and the young and tall security guard faced him and kicked the scumbag over. 3. Autism literature Genius Shou finished college at the age of sixteen, participated in major scientific research projects at the age of twenty, and received national commendation at the age of twenty-three. However, because of his autism, he was manipulated at will by the scumbag and used as a tool to vent his sexual desires... Project chores·Zhu Xiaoba:? ? ? "They are all geniuses, they have major projects, they are all secret bases, no one will take care of them? I'm too lazy to scold them!" "Where are the soldiers who specialize in protecting scientific researchers? Why is it you again? Forget it, hit him first!" The familiar tall figure appeared beside Zhu Xiaoba for the umpteenth time, fighting alongside him. ·Zhu Xiaoba is a nickname, and the big name will be revealed in the text ·Gong is a good bodyguard/security guard/soldier who is tall and powerful, and can knock a scumbag to the edge of the sky with one punch. ·Xiaoba's mental attack and physical attack, coupled with husband and wife, you don't get tired of being slapped in the face Intention: Say what you have to say, let go of your anger, and enjoy a healthy life