A Food Blogger Reborn as a Fierce, Temperamental Husband

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Li Yu is a famous food creator on a video site. After having a strange dream, he wakes up to find old people, children, and constables all staring at him. "You're awake.JPG"

??? Did I transmigrate?

Other people transmigrate to become rich princes and princesses. Why did he end up on the road to exile in rough clothes, as a man who'd just married into a family as a ge'er?

Everyone said the Lin family had married a jinx and was doomed.

Who could've guessed that once they reached the village, this ge'er would return to his old line of work and build a thriving life for himself?

No food? "Let's make oden, skewers, sour plum drink, and spicy hot pot!"

No money? "You know livestreaming? Publishing books? I've opened shops from the town all the way to the capital!"

No children? "I can have them, but... you'll have to ask my husband..."

Lin Shiyou had just passed the provincial exam when his family arranged a marriage for him with a ge'er. He was pretty, but not much of a talker. Just three days after the wedding, the Lin family was demoted and exiled. But after they settled somewhere new, Lin Shiyou discovered that

his little husband was a force of nature around other people.

"Who was talking behind my back? Nobody's leaving until you explain yourself!" "You dare make a move on me? I'll beat you until you call me Dad!"

But once they were back in their room, he would whine and act spoiled.

"Hubby, my hand hurts~" "Hubby, rub my shoulders~" "Hubby, feed me a bite~"

Lin Shiyou: "My ge'er has two completely different sides!"

*Later, after they returned to the capital,

someone sneered, "Did you hear? The Lin family was exiled right after they married him. If that's not a jinx, what is?"

Li Yu put his hands on his hips. "Take a look at my family's businesses before you talk. I'm destined for wealth and good fortune!"

Lin Shiyou soothed him. "Don't listen to them, Xiao Yu! You're my lucky star."

{A little skit:}

During the day:

Lin Shiyou: "Xiao Yu, I'm hungry. What should I do~"

Li Yu points to the table full of food. "Eat, Hubby."

At night:

Lin Shiyou: "Xiao Yu, I'm hungry. What should I do~"

Li Yu points to himself. "Eat me, Hubby."

And so Lin Shiyou had his fill, from the inside out!

Lin Shiyou x Li Yu

Gentle, endlessly doting gong x clever and capable, but actually sweet and soft ge'er shou

1. A lighthearted food-and-farming story, with childbirth later on. 2. A battle of wits against awful villagers and relatives.

3. The author is a sucker for sweet romances and only writes happy endings.

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The young master was born into a wealthy family. His parents hoped he would live a comfortable, carefree life, so they named him Li Anxian, meaning "peaceful and carefree."

Li Anxian lived up to their expectations, growing into a lazy good-for-nothing who knew nothing about the world. He thought he would live this carefree life forever, until one day he choked on a drink and ended up in the underworld.

"Can I go back and be alive again?"

The King of Hell scratched his head. "Your... situation is special, so you can't return to the human world in one piece. However... if you accumulate enough merit, there's a chance you can return to life."

Li Anxian wiped his tears and nodded furiously. As long as he could go home, he'd do anything!

So he ran errands for the underworld officials, brewed soup for Meng Po, and did the exhausting work of the Black and White Impermanence. On top of that, he had to wait on the picky, demanding, fault-finding underworld envoy who loved ordering him around, always ready to obey his every command.

After enough hard work, the lazy good-for-nothing had been turned into the most capable little ghost in the underworld.

Fortunately, his merit pouch kept filling up, and the envoy grew more and more pleased with him.

Until one day, when Li Anxian took his merit pouch to the envoy to exchange for more years of life, an elegant immortal in white blocked his path.

"You're a mortal, and a real fool at that. A ghost has been leading you around by the nose. Do you know that the day you return to the human world will be the day your soul scatters? If you don't believe me, ask the Lord of Fengdu behind you."

Li Anxian stared blankly at the person beside him.

The fake envoy, the real Great Emperor of Fengdu, Yin Wuxiang, spoke with difficulty. "He's right."

Li Anxian: "..."

[Modern danmei: The Cannon Fodder Shou's Second Career After Leaving the Dating Show. Please add to your collection.]

When Bai Yan transmigrated into a book, the System told him that if he completed his mission of playing the cannon fodder shou on a variety show, he could retire from the transmigration bureau and enjoy his golden years. He'd just have to work hard and earn a little extra on this job!

So Bai Yan earnestly played the green tea and white lotus, creating obstacles for the protagonist shou and the male guests to highlight the protagonist's character. He even stayed in character while eating, convinced that he was doing a great job.

He expected the comments to say things like, "Bai Yan's tactics are so lame!" "He's such a fake, dripping with green tea energy!" "This makes me want to puke!"

Instead, they said, "Yan Bao eats so deliciously!" "Yan Yan's face is so soft, and his mouth is adorable!" "Watching this made me hungry!"

Is this a dating show or a food livestream? What went wrong?

He gritted his teeth and finished filming the show. He watched his account balance, waiting for the System to send him straight into retirement mode. Instead, a Rolls-Royce picked him up and took him to meet a domineering CEO.

Bai Yan: "Wasn't I supposed to retire? How did this turn into a quest to win over a rich sponsor?"

System: "It never said that finishing meant there were no more missions."

Bai Yan was privately wondering how to deal with this seemingly cold CEO when the man said, "Sit down and have a meal with me. I'll pay you eight million a month."

?!

"I'm still young. It's too soon to retire!"

"Do you have any requirements for a dining companion? A bottomless pit, or the quiet-as-a-chicken type?"

Variety show investor, devoted viewer, sponsor Lu Qinting: "I want you to act like you did on the show."

Bai Yan: "...Uh..."

Theme: Work hard at life and treasure the bonds you form