Long Mo-Mo, a three-and-a-half-year-old human toddler, woke up from a nap and found herself turned into a notorious little evil dragon in the world of cultivation.
As a human baby raised in a peaceful world, Long Mo-Mo had no desire to fight, seize territory, conquer the cultivation world, or force junior followers and fangirls to join her.
Long Mo-Mo didn't want to be an evil dragon. She just wanted to lie flat, stay alive, and be useless. So she decided to keep her secret identity hidden, latch onto the strongest person she could find, and become an ordinary little junior sister of the Sword Sect.
The Northern Region's Tianjian Sect had the fewest disciples and the greatest strength. It only accepted people with Heavenly Spirit Roots, and wouldn't take anyone without sword bones or the physique of a sword immortal. Then it suddenly made an exception and accepted a useless little girl with neither spiritual roots nor sword bones or the physique of a sword immortal.
The news caused an uproar throughout the cultivation world, and everyone waited to see her make a fool of herself.
And yet...
The first time Long Mo-Mo appeared before the crowd, the onlookers discovered she had Heavenly Spirit Roots?
Long Mo-Mo: "Big Brother gave them to me!"
The second time she appeared, she had the sword bones of an immortal?
Long Mo-Mo: "Second Senior Sister gave them to me~"
The third time, she was wearing a silkworm-silk robe and a mermaid skirt.
Long Mo-Mo: "Third Senior Sister gave them to me for my birthday. Pretty, right?"
The fourth time, she was using top-grade spirit beasts as ingredients.
Long Mo-Mo: "Fourth Senior Brother..."
Everyone: "All right, stop talking. We get it! Is your Sword Sect recruiting more disciples?"
Then, one day, an accident exposed Long Mo-Mo's secret identity.
The soft and adorable little junior sister of the Sword Sect was actually the hard-scaled little evil dragon who made enemies everywhere and did whatever she pleased because she was so powerful.
When all manner of immortals came to seek revenge...
The Sword Sect's strongest member pointed a sword at the heavens and ascended on the spot, just to avenge their little disciple.
The aloof senior brothers all burst into action, determined to protect her no matter what.
The beautiful senior sisters went on a killing spree, willing to stand against the entire cultivation world.
Later, a reporter from the Cultivation World's Gazette visited the extraordinary Sword Sect, where everyone had ascended, to interview Long Mo-Mo.
"Some rumors say you ended up in the Northern Region after a mishap, and joined the Tianjian Sect just to latch onto a powerful person and stay alive, but accidentally became the sect's darling. Is that true?"
Long Mo-Mo had been absentmindedly wagging her little tail, smashing the floor into pieces without even trying. At this, she opened her misty eyes and nodded obediently.
"It's not a rumor. Being useless and lying flat is really nice!"
Archived with screenshots on 2022-09-06
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