Li Tantan transmigrates into the body of a 48-year-old farmer from Dawangou, an old woman with one foot in the grave.
Not only is the old woman getting on in years, she also has a touch of madness and is the village's undisputed champion of trash talk, able to curse out everyone in town!
The newly arrived Li Tantan sticks to the core socialist values of civility, harmony, and friendliness. She greets everyone she meets with a smile, and for a while she's even voted Dawangou's most beloved... old sister-in-law.
Of course, that's just how Li Tantan sees herself.
To the people of Dawangou, Li Tantan is like this:
She sleeps until noon every day. Lazy!
She spends all day butchering chickens and ducks, eating and drinking to excess. Extravagant!
At her age, she still puts on makeup and wears bright colors. Shameless old woman!
But none of this stops the villagers from greeting Li Tantan warmly with a smile whenever they see her. After all, she knows how to make money!
A slice-of-life story about family and village life, with a leisurely pace~
My new story next door: Transmigrated to the Cultivation World, but Bound to a Delivery System. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites!
On her eighteenth birthday, Chu Zhile wanted to celebrate becoming an adult, so she bravely went to try out the amusement park's giant pendulum ride.
Then the machine malfunctioned, and one swing sent her flying into the cultivation world.
It was just in time for the Tai Xu Realm's Xuanxiao Sect to hold its once-in-a-decade recruitment drive.
Bad news: Chu Zhile arrived in her own body, and she doesn't have the spiritual roots found in the cultivation world, so she can't cultivate.
Worse news: Chu Zhile is eighteen, and the Xuanxiao Sect has an age limit for recruitment: applicants must be no older than fifteen. Even if she had spiritual roots, she still wouldn't be able to cultivate.
Good news: The Xuanxiao Sect accepts overage applicants without spiritual roots as laborers, and Chu Zhile passes the interview, becoming one of the sect's low-ranking laborers.
Even better news: After transmigrating, she binds to a Delivery System that lets her send one package a month to any destination.
Best news of all: The day after sending a package, she receives a returned parcel from the recipient and makes contact with Planet Earth.
On her first day working at the sect, the supervisor gives each laborer a stack of growth talismans.
"Your task today is to use them to ripen the Nascent Soul Grass in the fields and harvest it."
"Remember, growth talismans can only ripen a set amount of spirit herbs. Under no circumstances are you to steal or keep any for yourself."
The supervisor's voice turns menacing. "Anyone caught hiding them will have a hand and a foot cut off and be expelled from the sect!"
"Understood?"
The laborers tremble. "Understood!"
Chu Zhile: I understand, but I'm not going to obey!
After putting modern scientific irrigation methods into practice, Chu Zhile uses the fewest growth talismans to ripen the most spirit herbs and successfully pockets two talismans right under the supervisor's nose.
That night, while her roommate is asleep, Chu Zhile carefully writes down an address and sends a letter home along with a local specialty she worked hard to get: growth talismans.
An accident caused by a serious malfunction of an amusement ride has taken place at the Anfeng City amusement park. Several visitors were flung from their seats, but luckily the giant pendulum was at its lowest point, so they were injured without suffering life-threatening harm.
The serious part is that an eighteen-year-old girl on the ride has disappeared.
Security footage shows that she vanished into thin air while she was being thrown through the air.
The relevant authorities immediately shut down the amusement park, and Chu Zhile's parents nearly collapse in tears beside the ride.
Just as everyone is at a loss, a crisp sound suddenly comes from the giant pendulum.
"Your package has been delivered. Please sign for it as soon as possible!"
Theme: Old in years, young at heart
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The first 2/3 is quite enjoyable, but the second half is almost as fast as finishing for the sake of finishing. But fortunately, the protagonist is diligent in farming and doing business. There is no cliche in his family, and there is a genius who is a genius and easily passes the imperial examination.
500 Taels at a time, right?
After reading it, I feel it ended a little too quickly. I can clearly explain the milk tea shop in detail. I love reading it.
Ah? Is it over so soon? I've been looking forward to the heroine's leisurely retirement time after all her busy work is done.
The couple in Dafang are quite annoyed. I beg the author to update them.
Is 555 over? Not enough, not enough
Ten taels a year, fifty years, 500 taels, right?
It's so good, why did it end so quickly? I still want to see more daily life
This book is really good, but the author is too stupid
Suddenly I found that the Tiankeng story was over... Why did I feel like the protagonist had just started his journey? How could it be over?