My Online Love Is a Powerful Cultivator

[It's finished! My other novel, Three Cunning Protagonists, is now up. Feel free to add it to your collection, everyone!]

[This is a new author's first book, with quite a few flaws and an uneven level of polish. If you're interested, I recommend checking the reviews before deciding whether to read it.]

Hua Qian transmigrated into a cultivation world as an insignificant side character. She had no money, power, or status, and the original protagonist was hunting her down. Life was extremely tough.

She made the best of things and shared her miserable daily life on the Three Realms Forum, a place where cultivators chatted.

[Even the worst cultivator still wants to ascend]: My cultivation hasn't improved at all. I'm so sad. Please remember me and send me good wishes.

[Anonymous guy] replied: Same here QAQ

[Even the worst cultivator still wants to ascend]: I got away from the big monster~ So happy. Please remember me.

[Anonymous guy] replied: I'm running away too QAQ~

[Even the worst cultivator still wants to ascend]: The big bad guy didn't catch me and got mad. That's hilarious hhh

[Anonymous guy] replied: I almost got caught too QAQ

Feeling a kinship with the guy who was in the same boat, she reached out to him, and the two quickly fell in love.

The guy was handsome and well-built, beautiful, sweet-voiced, and perfect in every way. His cultivation just hadn't improved in years, so he sounded even less capable than Hua Qian.

Hua Qian thought that a household couldn't have two deadweight cultivators.

She trained as hard as she could, going from a total nobody to a top-tier expert, all to protect her useless little sweetheart.

With her sweetheart's birthday coming up, Hua Qian rushed around, busy with preparations, all so she could finally meet him in person and give him a generous package of cultivation supplies.

Then the day they were supposed to meet arrived, and the Three Realms Gathering brought together a host of powerful figures.

She gazed at the chief disciple on the high platform, born with a sword heart, exceptionally accomplished in cultivation, and astonishing throughout the Three Realms.

Then she looked at the sweet little darling in her chat window, who called himself useless, acted cute and obedient, and loved to flirt.

Hua Qian: ...Damn.

#Turns out I'm the clown#

Content warning: An optimistic, guileless schemer who makes a comeback x a pseudo-arrogant boy who loves to act cute and speak his mind

[Ta-da! My upcoming novel, Three Cunning Protagonists, is open for pre-orders!]

In the tragic novel The Immortal Sword's Path, there are three protagonists. Born into poverty but devoted to the Great Dao, they remain steadfast even when falsely accused and expelled from their sect, when a close friend cuts out their golden cores, and when they're disfigured and have their hearts torn out. They want only to vanquish demons and save the world, but in the end, they all die.

Yun Yao and her friends, who transmigrated into a book as the three protagonists, thought it was absurd.

Are you kidding? They finally transmigrated into a book, so why would they follow a tragic route where the protagonists suffer?

So the System thoughtfully sent the three of them back a hundred years, to a point when nothing had begun yet.

For the sake of a lazy life later on, Yun Yao and the others decided to put in some effort.

For example, first they'd lure over the future demon lord, before he turned evil.

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Song Xingxing was born into a lowly family. After joining the sect, he became the lowest and most despised member of the outer sect. He had long since lost hope and never expected anything from the future.

One day, as usual, he huddled in a corner, weak and silent, letting his senior brothers kick and punch him.

He had no idea that someone was approaching with their friends. They split open the crowd surrounding him with a single sword strike and said in unison, "Who did this to our cutest little junior brother?"

Song Xingxing's life changed from that moment on.

Later, someone asked him how he had become the Lord of the Immortal Realm.

Song Xingxing replied, "First, you need three unreliable senior brothers and sisters. Then, while they're challenging the elders, taking down the sect leader, picking fights with the demon king, and provoking the demon lord, you clean up after them. That way, you can naturally become the Lord of the Immortal Realm."

#He was once a star covered in mud. Then someone picked him up, polished him bright, and hung him high in the sky, treasuring him forever. He would shine eternally and never fall. #

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[A silly, carefree story and a sweet little treat. Just enjoy it!]

[I'm a relentless reviser. I usually update before 11 p.m. If you haven't caught an update, go to sleep, sweetheart QAQ]

Theme: Persevere and keep striving.