Date Wataru's Unscientific Life

"It was a bright, sunny day. I'd stayed up late working overtime and was dog-tired when I got hit by a car..." "And then you transmigrated?" "No, I became Hagiwara's System." "...That sounds like a sad story." "It's fine. I was only hit by a car. The first time's a shock, but you get used to it the second time." After Date Wataru got into a car accident, he became a System, and Hagiwara Kenji became his Host. To reunite with his fellow officers as soon as possible, Date worked overtime and ran two accounts, turning into dangerous objects in that world: [The Chosen Drug] [Fishing Line That Bore More Than Life Could Bear] [A Gun That Always Gets Pointed at Its Own Side] [A Mazda That Races Trains] [An Aircraft Built Just to Carry One More Person]... Date Wataru felt like something was off, but at the same time, everything somehow seemed perfectly normal. Content notes: Date Wataru is a transmigrator, and Hagiwara is the Hagiwara from another world. Wildly out of character, a goofy comedy (and it really is goofy). Theme: Lay down your butcher's knife and become a Buddha