I Became a Goddess with a Farmstay System

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[Upcoming novels: Miss Detective and We Sword Cultivators Are Number One Under Heaven! See the blurbs below~]

On the day Jun Xiao graduated and became unemployed, she had just walked out of school when a bolt of lightning struck her. At the same time, she got bound to a talking fish that no one else could see.

When Jun Xiao came to, she found herself the proud owner of a rural farmhouse in the middle of nowhere and saddled with a mission to assist an emperor in another world.

Jun Xiao: "Could you pick someone else instead?"

The fish replied sincerely, "Then would you rather die?"

She had no choice. That day, Jun Xiao packed up all her belongings and went up the mountain to find her farmhouse. She found the courtyard, along with something that clearly didn't look human chasing after her.

Luckily, the System reminded her that she could hire employees. Thirty seconds later, the fish and Jun Xiao stared in astonishment as a man appeared out of nowhere, his face grim as he smacked the monster's head off.

Fish: The Qilin Lord???

Qilin Lord: Thanks for asking. I was in Lihen Heaven and had just returned when someone sent word that a fellow cultivator was waiting to undergo a tribulation. I glanced over, and that unlucky Bai Ze shoved me down here.

The next day, just as Jun Xiao had accepted that her materialist worldview was gone for good, she opened the door and realized she seemed to have moved somewhere else.

Famine and war were everywhere. People across the land were so desperate that they sold their children or even ate them.

At some point, rumors suddenly began to spread that immortals had descended beneath a certain mountain.

They said the goddess was beautiful, elegant, and gracious, while the god was handsome, noble, and untouched by worldly concerns. Beasts bowed before them, and fish gathered to form a bridge. The mountain was called Kunlun.

One day, the goddess went out and saw the people's suffering. Moved with compassion, she opened the immortal mountain and established a divine sanctuary, saving the people and raising a great female emperor who ended the age of chaos.

Jun Xiao, whose mood was complicated as the rumors grew increasingly outrageous.

Little scene:

One day, Jun Xiao's farmhouse hired new employees. She excitedly opened the door, only to fall silent at the sight of twins who stood barely up to her waist.

The older twin had a red cinnabar mark between her brows, and the ends of her ink-black hair were the blue of the sea. Her younger brother was shy and adorable, with a pair of wings on his back that he hadn't had time to fold away.

So here's the question: if you hire child labor in ancient times, will you get arrested...?

One day, the older twin glanced at the farmers working in the fields and casually offered a few suggestions. Jun Xiao looked confused. How do you know so much?

Older twin: "I only know this much. My grandpa is the one who's good at farming."

Jun Xiao: "May I ask which immortal is good at farming?"

The older twin replied calmly, "Oh, my grandpa's pretty famous. That makes you my adoptive younger sister, actually. You people always say you're his descendants."

Jun Xiao was silent for a few seconds. "He's... ?"

The twins answered in unison: "The Yan Emperor!"

Not daring to actually make the Yan Emperor's grandchildren raise chickens, and since they didn't know how to raise chickens anyway, Jun Xiao could only turn to the new employee.

The new guy was cheerful and outgoing, and within days of arriving, he was getting along with everyone. Aside from the three white hairs sticking up on his head, which were a little unconventional, he seemed fine.

After hearing Jun Xiao out, the young man scratched his head awkwardly. "Boss, the thing is, I don't know how to raise chickens either. How about I ask my former boss?"

Jun Xiao asked cautiously, "Your former boss... who is that?"

The young man pointed to the hair on his head. "Oh, these are his hairs. He told me to call him if I ever needed anything."

Jun Xiao hesitated. "May I ask if your former boss's true form is also a monkey?"

The young man looked surprised but shook his head. "Why would you think that, Boss? My former boss's true form is a tiger! The seven mansions of the White Tiger in the West, I'm the last one among them. And I'm an ape, which is a little different from a monkey."

He scratched his head sheepishly. "Besides, we of the seven mansions in the West aren't really suited to farming or raising chickens..."

"Then what are you good at...?"

"War!"

Jun Xiao: ...I'd better find an ordinary person to raise some chicks...

Blurb: 2022.4.2.

[Upcoming novel: Miss Detective]

Bai Li is a special descendant whose family carries the White Tiger gene.

As a pure-blooded human, a group making up less than thirty percent of Blue Star's population, she has become a legend.

The only member of the Special Investigations Bureau's preparatory division with permission to enter headquarters, invited to investigate crime scenes, and hailed as the Miss Detective who can see through the truth at a glance...

While investigating a case at sea, she was hauled away from the crime scene and given a half-hour lecture on how to keep herself safe.

Bai Li: Is that reasonable?

Bei Chen is a descendant whose family carries the lion gene.

He used to wonder why his younger brother was always looking for trouble and insisted on joining the Special Investigations Bureau. A man's ambitions should be the stars and the sea!

Then he rescued a beautiful human girl on a cruise ship.

She didn't thank him. Instead, she gave a cold laugh and had her companion swipe at him with a claw, though it missed.

The case was solved. Beneath the endless night sky, waves rolled across the sea, and dazzling lights from the ocean floor kissed her cheeks. The sea breeze lifted her skirt, and the badge of the Special Investigations Bureau's preparatory division gleamed in her hand.

That night, Bei Chen watched the Bureau's people leave. As soon as he returned to his room, he changed his younger brother's application form to his own name.

Bei Chen, of the Special Investigations Bureau's preparatory division, is currently in unrequited love.

Straightforward, genius-level human girl x flirtatious, innocent lion boy

[Upcoming novel: We Sword Cultivators Are Number One Under Heaven!]

Mu Qinggui, the sixth disciple of Xiaoyao Zi and a sword-wielding elder of Bixu, is a peerlessly talented genius with stunning looks and extraordinary skill. She is an undisputed top-tier star in the cultivation world.

She's perfect in every way, except that she can't draw her own sword.

But this little flaw is nothing on Uncontentious Peak, which is famous for having people who are anything but ordinary. It doesn't threaten her position as a top-tier star.

A: "I heard Mu Qinggui can't draw her sword!"

B: "That's basic stuff for Uncontentious Peak. Is there anyone in their sect who's normal?"

A: "Oh, right."

Time passed. In the fourth year Mu Qinggui couldn't draw her sword, Xiaoyao Zi took a final disciple, Lan Qi.

Following the principle that Uncontentious Peak only accepts disciples with something seriously wrong with them, this junior brother was a demon-human hybrid with the bones and heart of a sword cultivator.

He went mad on moonless nights, yet sword energy protected him so no one could do anything about it. He was the perfect example of someone with something seriously wrong with him.

The cultivation world: Everyone at Uncontentious Peak has something wrong with them!

At the sect competition, during the initiation ceremony, Mu Qinggui arrived late after a breakthrough. The immortal sword at her waist, which had always treated her with indifference, suddenly went berserk, charged straight at the newly inducted junior brother, and stuck to his hand so firmly it couldn't be pulled off.

Lan Qi: ...

Mu Qinggui: ...Help.

Before long, rumors spread that the immortal sword had chosen two masters.

A: "Have you heard? Mu Qinggui's sword finally came out of its sheath, but it went straight for Lan Qi! Could it be that the bones and heart of a sword cultivator attract immortal swords like that?"

B: "What? Lan Qi is a heartbreaker who seduces immortal swords?!"

Lan Qi: ...?

A: "Mu Qinggui from Bixu had her immortal sword stolen away by Lan Qi! For a sword cultivator, that's kind of like being cheated on."

B: "What? Mu Qinggui got cheated on by Lan Qi? Who's the third party???"

Mu Qinggui: ...???

Three hundred years ago, a genius of the cultivation world, born with the bones and heart of a sword cultivator, died. People lamented: Why did a natural sword genius have to be a woman? How could a woman learn swordsmanship?

So, on the full moon night, her sword bones shattered and her sword heart broke. The spirit of her immortal sword sealed itself away, never to emerge.

Three hundred years later, female cultivators had broken through their shackles and blossomed everywhere. Among them, Mu Qinggui was the brightest star.

In four years of cultivation, she broke through one realm after another. At seventeen, she became the youngest Golden Core cultivator. Even with her sword still sheathed, she was unquestionably the cultivation world's greatest genius.

At the Phoenix Realm's Questioning Dust Platform, Mu Qinggui and Lan Qi were about to grab the treasure and leave when they unexpectedly stumbled upon a long-buried secret.

Mu Qinggui: Ah, so that genius with the bones and heart of a sword cultivator was forced to her death three hundred years ago.

Mu Qinggui: Good grief, we're all cultivators, yet these people care so much about bloodline, gender, and family background. Those elders' Dao hearts are unstable.

Mu Qinggui: Tsk, this sword genius also... Wait, why does she look so much like me...? Oh, this is my face, and that's my sword...

Mu Qinggui was astonished to discover that the scandal she'd uncovered implicated her. Even more astonishing was that supporters of such idiotic arguments about gender and bloodline were still alive in this world.

Mu Qinggui: You people are too merciful. When you face idiots like that, you should beat them until they kneel and search for their teeth.

Three hundred years ago, the cultivation world was dominated by clans and rigid hierarchies. Three hundred years later, Bixu led the way in opening its gates to disciples of every background.

Then, in the Phoenix Realm, Mu Qinggui glimpsed the past and resolved her doubts. The immortal sword at her waist suddenly leapt free, and one strike shook the world.

"The words of the crowd say that without the heaven-given bones and heart of a sword cultivator, what can a woman achieve? You shattered my sword bones and severed my sword heart that day, but the sword remains in my hands today. Who among you dares fight me?"

The eternal moon has always shone bright. Why fear drifting clouds will disturb an icy heart?

A heroine who seems gentle and carefree, but is guarded and tenacious, with a penchant for unexpected antics.

A hero who seems cold and difficult to approach, but is grateful, devoted, and sincere.

[End of next novel's blurb]

Theme: When poor, cultivate yourself; when prosperous, help the world.