Shen Yu always thought he was an ordinary office drone, working overtime until he was sick of it. His only real worry was that his boyfriend had been getting busier and busier.
Then, on the day his boyfriend broke up with him, he discovered he was pregnant.
Furious, he boarded a plane, only to be attacked by mutated creatures and crash into a twilight ruin of white sand and dry bones.
The rules here had fallen apart, and monsters roamed everywhere.
The fetus inside him finally revealed its hideous true nature: a chaotic evil god, not yet born, before whom all things trembled.
"Come on, kill me! Then this thing in my belly can go to hell with me!"
Everyone thought he was doomed.
Until two weeks later, Shen Yu walked out of that dead sea, holding a bizarre baby who cried and chuckled at the same time.
He became the one and only "Evil God Host," and a target every faction was fighting to claim.
Returning to the real world with the baby, Shen Yu discovered that his ex-boyfriend had gone missing.
When mysterious groups he had never encountered began showing up one after another, including the White/Turbid Psychiatric Hospital, a gathering place for people who live for a laugh; the Black Fish, bent on destroying the Twilight Ruin; and the Scarlet Willow, willing to do anything to protect the world, Shen Yu finally realized that his scumbag ex-boyfriend might not be so ordinary after all.
And his ex's reason for getting close to him seemed to have been connected to the evil god in his belly from the very beginning.
"Fang Xun, how much have you been hiding from me?"
At last, holding the evil god baby, Shen Yu kicked open the door to a mysterious place.
Beyond it, all kinds of members of the "Fang Family Army" were holding a meeting.
There was the scarlet inspector who had once relentlessly pursued him, the godslayer who killed gods but had made an exception for him, and the mysterious big shot ranked first in contamination levels who had become his little shadow... They all looked at him with such complicated expressions, as if they were watching a treasure someone else had stolen.
So his ex-boyfriend had, all by himself, mass-produced secret identities for half the world?!
Shen Yu exploded on the spot.
"Fang Xun, how many identities do you have?!"
[Notes]
1. One-on-one, happy ending. Every secret identity belongs to the same male lead, and some secret identities die.
2. The male lead puts the bigger picture first early on. He had his reasons for the breakup, and later goes through an arduous pursuit of his wife.
3. The protagonist is a short-tempered dad-mom who will smack the baby's bottom.
4. An unconventional pregnancy story. The baby is a real evil god, not weak, but loves to play.
5. Includes Lovecraftian elements. Sanity-loss warning.
[Coming Soon]: College Student Returns to the Countryside to Farm, Pulls Up a Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Spirit Plant from the Start
[Blurb]
As one of the only three college graduates in his village, Lin Yan gets fired by his unscrupulous boss and angrily decides to go home and farm.
The tiny plot of land at home is where his dream begins.
On the first day, he turns over the soil and hoes the field, pulling up an annoying weed by its roots.
On the second day, the weed grows back even thicker in the same spot, with several more shoots sprouting beside it.
Lin Yan gets mad. "I'll use pesticides and weed killer! Let's see if that doesn't get rid of you!"
He doesn't know that the weed is an ancient immortal plant, grown from the last surviving seed after a great battle, which drifted to this remote corner where spiritual energy is scarce.
It had finally managed to sprout, only to nearly have its roots chopped off by an ordinary man's hoe.
The immortal plant is furious, too. "Where did this blind human come from? I'll make sure your crops yield nothing, and won't get a single bit of fertilizer!"
And so a bizarre scene plays out in the field:
By day, Lin Yan works hard to pull weeds and spread fertilizer. By night, the immortal plant snatches all the nutrients and grows like crazy.
Before long, the eggplants and tomatoes grow in ridiculous shapes, while the weed flourishes, seeming to silently mock him.
Lin Yan sighs in defeat. "I'm just unlucky. The weather's too dry, the soil's too poor. I really am better suited to an office job."
After a year of battling wits with the college student, the immortal plant is finally worn out, too.
It decides not to stoop to an ordinary human's level and reluctantly shares one-thousandth of its spiritual energy with the vegetables nearby.
Then a miracle happens.
The fruits and vegetables Lin Yan grows become exceptionally sweet and fragrant, and can even improve people's health!
His eyes light up, and his confidence returns. "I knew it! I've played Stardew Valley for a hundred years. Who could have more of a talent for farming than me?"
The spirit plant: "..."
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And so the spirit plant settles down in the field.
It puts down roots, sprouts, bides its time, and bears fruit, waiting for the spiritual qi revival so it can escape into the mountains and take revenge on its old rival.
But through a moment of carelessness, a passing cultivator discovers something amiss.
Lin Yan arrives at the field and takes one look. "Where did this thief come from?!"
His hoe nearly splits the little cultivator's head open.
The cultivator shouts, "Friend! Your weed has become a spirit! Run!"
Lin Yan turns around and sees a man with flowing long hair, an ethereal presence, and an extraordinary bearing.
He immediately sets down his hoe, straightens his clothes, and smiles at the man, who looks like an immortal. "Why run? Isn't this my wild husband, grown right out of the ground?"
Theme: Love is both a curse and an anchor for humanity
Isn't this a deliberate attempt to deceive feelings? [Question mark] [eye roll] 💔
... Is this a scumbag article?
Didn't it say that replacement will start on September 1st? It's already October, why are we still waiting for reconstruction?
Having an organization is better than being self-employed. All I can say is, come on, Bai Zhi.
Is it Fang Jiajun who appears?
Huh? Ehhhhhhh?!!!!!! I thought this was an attack!!!! 💔
"Make him, it, it" is a big bug for the author~ make it
Oops, it's open, press your paw [cat's paw]