The NPC Suddenly Confessed to Me

Yin Wudu noticed:

Lately, his reflection kept trying to make a finger heart at him.

The water from the faucet had suddenly become scalding, bubbling with pink hearts.

And even though his phone was turned off, it kept lighting up with strange messages: [Wow, he's so cute.] [May I kiss you?]

Without changing expression, Yin Wudu smashed the mirror. The water from the faucet grew even hotter when it touched his blood, and the message on his phone changed to: [May I lick you?]

Then a tongue reached out of the phone, and he was dragged into a livestream.

The viewers thought: Is this a new streamer? He's handsome, but he always looks so cold.

What the hell, why is an NPC confessing to him?

Everyone in the dark side knew a new streamer had arrived. He acted without the slightest hesitation and had no feelings at all.

Viewers flocked to watch him, only to see a famous monster collapse with a flower still clutched in its hand, wanting to offer it to him before it died.

My God, what kind of passionate love is this, bound by life and death?

There was always a big spender in the livestream, showering him with paid gifts and sending requests to meet in person: [I'm super obedient.] [Big brother, come love me.] [Another day of missing you.]

Yin Wudu studied the spender's username with interest for a long while. "...I'm not exactly short on little brothers."

The big spender's messages suddenly turned resentful: [You have other little brothers?]

Viewers: ??? What's with that bitter, abandoned-husband tone?

*

Yin Wudu had a secret: he'd already beaten this lousy game to completion.

It was just that, back then, a young man had paved his road to the highest throne with his own unrequited love.

The other clutched his sleeve, looking pitiful. "Big brother, will you come back?"

Yin Wudu said nothing.

He never imagined that during the countless days and nights after he left, the other would use his longing to transform the entire world of horror into a place that loved him.

"I told you we'd meet again."

"This time, I've prepared a trap, and I won't show you mercy."

"Big brother."

A con man's life needs no faith.

I'll use my love to trip him up and stop him in his tracks, then make him fall into my cage.

[Reading guide]

In-control, godlike bottom x tsundere, resentful-husband top

[Growing up together] [Younger top] [Unrequited love becomes mutual]

[2022/04/01]

[Indulging in a self-indulgent bottom, writing this for myself.]

[Starts in July.]

[Happy April Fool's Day.]

Theme: Liars deserve to be punished.