A Retired God’s Plan to Open a Shop

Name: A Retired God’s Plan to Open a Shop
Author: A Certain Speaker

退休神明的开店计划

by A Certain Speaker (某言者)

Status: Completed
Length: 274k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 3y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

In the midst of a fierce battle between the gods, the God of Darkness chose to retire on the spot.

After arriving in the modern world, the God of Darkness declared, "I want to open a cake shop and let everyone taste my magnificent creations!"

Soon, online streamers began setting up punishment challenges on their own. The loser had to eat a cake from the "Darkness Cake Shop."

One punished streamer said, "The cake was great. I passed out on the spot, but ever since then, I've had a great appetite and feel so much lighter. Highly recommend!"

#Huh, is this reverse marketing? That's unusual. Now I kind of want to try it!#

The commenter traveled a great distance to have a bite, then immediately started foaming at the mouth.

Six months after opening, the cake shop officially closed down.

"I think I'd be good at running a hot pot restaurant. Look at how well I make soup! This time, I'm sure it'll be a hit!" The God of Darkness confidently carried a pot.

A long line formed outside the hot pot restaurant. Before entering, each customer was handed a plastic bag by a smiling server.

A regular took one bite of the hot pot and expertly opened the bag. "Blegh!"

The God of Darkness: "…"

He decided to open a bed-and-breakfast next time.

Content warning: This story takes place during the protagonist's lonely, single period. There are no couples or romantic feelings throughout, hence the no-couple tag. However, a pre-order for another novel, not yet written, does feature a couple.

Theme: Beyond a thousand mountains, the light is just ahead.

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Suddenly I realized... I really want to know how Yuan Yi would react when he saw the Black Demon Fairy transforming into Balala Little Demon Fairy and shouting Guna La God of Darkness... But Guna La God of Darkness and God of Darkness are not the same god... Hiss
11 likes4y ago
Why do I think this matter... Maybe it has something to do with that roommate?? Just the one from the previous chapter...
7 likes4y ago
Wen Huan and Xiao Bai: What brand of devil is this? :) Oh ~ The Dark God brand is fine QAQ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so miserable, so miserable
3 likes4y ago
Demining: Nervous Huan Tuo's writing. It's my first time to try this style of writing, and it's a bit awkward! This article is about the dark god in the lonely and widowed period. There is no CP or arrows in the whole process. Judging from this article, it does meet the no-CP standard. But there is a book with a CP in advance (not this one, I haven't written it yet). Keep out of the way. I'm sorry, I just lost my mind. As I was writing, I suddenly got other inspirations. Please keep out of the way! The next book is God of Light! Fantasy! "I wish there were no more vests in the world" I ran so fast that Embarrassment couldn't catch up with me! =3= Modern: [I wish there would be no more vests in the world, so said the God of Light who fell off his horse and was chased and chopped down. Foreign Continent: [I wish there would be no more vests in the world, so say the gods who dig out big holes in the soles of their feet. The copy is above, it's too long
2 likes3y ago
Hahahahahaha I died laughing
2 likes4y ago
Ending and spreading flowers ~ To be honest, will the next book allow Yuan Yi to come out and make soy sauce?
1 like4y ago
I haven't updated it in a few days. I've saved 33,000 manuscripts.
1 like4y ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
1 like4y ago
Hahahahahahaha Wen Huan: Clean it! Life is changed :)
1 like4y ago
Why don't you consider letting Yuanyuan go to other worlds to cause harm to others?????? Three stores are not enough~ Hahaha, Nightmare is a fan of Yuanyuan, right?
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