My Goofy Straight Husband, Who Was in a Vegetative State, Woke Up

Qiao Yu is as straight as they come. He'd only ever read one melodramatic danmei novel, and after roasting the scumbag top in it, he transmigrated into the book as the cannon-fodder bottom... He knows the scumbag is about to announce in front of everyone that he has always treated Qiao Yu as a substitute, just to torment him. So Qiao Yu strikes first, flinging himself at the scumbag's vegetative older brother, who's lying in a hospital bed. "I'm sorry, but I love your brother! I only reluctantly accepted your advances because you reminded me of him a little! Now I see that you can't even compare to a single hair on his head!" The scumbag's face turns green with frustration. Qiao Yu feels fantastic. The scumbag says, "If that's the case, why not marry him? How about it?" Qiao Yu says, "...It would be, it would be my honor." He's a vegetable, anyway. He can marry him. What's there to be afraid of? . On their wedding night, Qiao Yu helps the scumbag's older brother, Gu Jinsheng, onto the bed. But the man suddenly opens his eyes, his dark gaze fixed on Qiao Yu, and repeats the embarrassing things Qiao Yu said in front of the scumbag. "You love me so much you can't help yourself?" "..." "You can't breathe if you're even half a step away from me?" "..." "You'd rather get yourself off while thinking about me than fool around with trash?" "..." . A goofy, sunny, straight guy who loves putting on a show and humiliating scumbags, transmigrated as the bottom x a vicious, brooding, beautiful and tragic top who is reborn and bent on revenge, and loves teasing his wife. Theme: TBD