1
The first time my secret identity met 5T5, he gave it the last limited-edition dessert, even though 5T5 had always loved sweets and never people!
Me: So sweet! So sweet! This has to be love at first sight.
2
I lost my memory.
Since then, every day I remember scenes of Gojo Satoru falling in love with another woman. They're just so sweet together.
I'm sure that before I lost my memory, I must have been their most devoted shipper. Even though I can't remember my own name, I can still remember scenes of Gojo Satoru and another woman in love.
But Gojo Satoru says that woman is me, and that we're already married.
That's impossible! We don't look alike at all, and our names are completely different! Divorce me, right now! Gojo Satoru, your wife can only be the woman in my memories. Hurry up, let's get divorced so you can go win her back!
3
Lately, Gojo Satoru, the ceiling of the jujutsu world, has run into a problem:
My wife dated me under a secret identity,
then married me after dropping that identity,
but lost her memory after we got married!
After finally managing to remember something, all she can recall is her secret identity dating me!
Now she keeps demanding a divorce and telling me to go after her secret identity. What am I supposed to do?
4
Zenin Hana stared in disbelief, tears streaming down her face. "Gojo Satoru, how could you marry another woman? Even if that person is me, it's still not okay! The only person you can marry in this life is Fushiguro Kohong!"
Gojo Satoru: "??? Honey, don't you remember? Fushiguro Kohong is your secret identity."
Warnings:
1. Zenin Hana (Fushiguro Kohong) × Gojo Satoru
2. Gojo Satoru is utterly devoted to the female lead. Major OOC and lots of headcanon. Please click away if that's not your thing!
3. Sweet romance! Illogical sweet romance!
4. Fushiguro Kohong is a gorgeous, highly skilled flirt!
Theme: Happiness needs a little sweetness