After Confessing to 5T5, I Punched Him Until He Cried

[Updates whenever fate allows: If you're reading this, it's fate bringing us together. The author really wanted to update daily, and even dreamed of writing ten thousand characters a day, but discovered they don't have what it takes to update daily. I'm dying laughing.]

[Coming Soon] "After Losing My Memory, I Shipped 5t5 and My Secret Identity": Blurb below~

[My Friend's Novel] "[Detective Conan] I Was Forced to Take Over a Liquor Company, Then Changed Careers"

The achievements of this story's heroine, Suzumiya Yuu, are as follows:

Achievement 1: After becoming a Grade 1 Jujutsu Sorcerer, I put a sack over Teacher Yaga's head (Completed)

"Whoever is this unlucky student's teacher is in for a rough time!"

Achievement 2: After confessing to 5t5, I beat him until he cried (Completed)

"I hereby declare you the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer of the modern era!"

Achievement 3: In the love triangle between 5t5 and Geto, I gave Geto a lecture (In Progress)

"There's nothing wrong with protecting the weak."

Achievement 4: Send the King of Curses flying

"The King of Curses? Just a defeated opponent."

Achievement 5: Beat up the old fossils

"Even though I beat you up, my mental health has suffered, so pay me 1 billion yen in emotional damages."

Achievement n: Save Kyojuro

"The sun should shine with all its might."

Achievement n+1: Matchmaker to the great detective

"The childhood friends should have confessed to each other ages ago!"

Notes:

1. Couple: 5T5.

2. Making up for regrets in the worlds of anime.

3. Content warning: This story is seriously out of character, with mountains of headcanon. If that's not your thing, please click the X.

[For anyone who wants to get straight to 5t5's appearance, you can start reading from Chapter 5~]

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"After Losing My Memory, I Shipped 5t5 and My Secret Identity"

1

The first time my secret identity met 5T5, the 5T5 who always loved desserts and never people actually gave the last limited-edition dessert to my secret identity!

Me: So sweet! So sweet! This has to be love at first sight.

2

I lost my memory.

After losing my memory, every day I could remember scenes of 5t5 being in love with another woman. They were just so sweet together.

I believed that before I lost my memory, I must have been their most devoted shipper. Even when I couldn't remember my own name, I could still remember scenes of 5t5 falling in love with another woman.

But 5t5 said that woman was me, and that he had already married me.

That's impossible! We don't look alike or have similar names at all! Divorce, right now! 5t5, your wife can only be the woman in my memories. Come on, let's get divorced, and you can go win her back!

3

Recently, 5t5, the ceiling of the jujutsu world, has run into a problem:

My wife dated me using her secret identity,

then married me after her secret identity was exposed,

but lost her memory after we got married!

After losing her memory, the scene she finally managed to remember was her secret identity dating me!

Now she insists on getting divorced every day and wants me to pursue my wife's secret identity. What am I supposed to do?

4

Zenin Hana stared in disbelief, tears streaming down her face. "5t5, how could you marry another woman! Even if that person is me, it's still not okay. You can only marry Fushiguro Kurenai in this lifetime!"

5t5: "??? Wife, have you forgotten? Fushiguro Kurenai is your secret identity."

Content warnings:

1. Zenin Hana (Fushiguro Kurenai) x 5t5

2. 5t5 dotes on the heroine like crazy. This story is seriously out of character, with mountains of headcanon. If that's not your thing, please click the X!

3. Sweet romance! Illogical, sweet romance!

4. Fushiguro Kurenai is a super skilled, seductive beauty!

Theme: Take matters into your own hands and you'll have plenty to eat and wear.