[Bungo Stray Dogs] We Planted Flags, Then We All Transmigrated?

An old-school group-transmigration premise for a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic. I'm too lazy to write a blurb, so here are the highlights:

The eight main characters are writing and sharing alternate-universe fanfics, then stabbing each other in the back.

One group member got poetic: "Transmigration is terrifying. If I ended up in a Japanese anime, I'd find somewhere deserted and kill myself, because there's nothing there worth staying alive for."

Then that jinx came true, and the whole group transmigrated into the story in disguise...

"So Little Dummy jumped into the river with Dazai? Chuuya, why didn't you stop her?"

"Well, uh, I was drunk at the time, too. I fell over by the river and couldn't stop them. Besides, Atsushi pulled her out, didn't he?"

"Then why did you end up fighting Nakahara Chuuya?"

"He said I was as slimy as a burned mackerel! Was I supposed to put up with that? I had just learned my ability, so bam, I pinned him down. Besides, didn't you fight the Detective Agency, too?"

"So you pinned him down and slept by the river?"

"Hey, that's Nakahara Chuuya! You'd have to be inhuman not to want him. I just made the same mistake any woman would. And don't worry, people can't use their X abilities when they're drunk."

"Keep talking and this won't pass review! He's got what you've got now, too. Ah, no, if he didn't, you'd only get more excited. Thank goodness the censorship System is still working, or Nakahara Chuuya's virtue would be in danger."

"I told you, you can't get it up when you're drunk."

"Please shut up. Seriously, this won't pass review."

Ah, Ango is worrying about his utterly foolish and shameless group members again today.

1. The immortal artificial ability user Dr. Mori, and his beloved dress-up doll, little Alice.

2. The energetic Chuuya, the youngest executive in the Port Mafia, raised by a bunch of troublemaking friends.

3. Dazai, an ordinary Port Mafia grunt with a vast circle of friends, whose reliability is a Schrödinger's cat situation, and who unexpectedly likes to cling to Oda, whom he met at a bar.

4. Ango, who as a boy swore to become a great dropout and never work like a government slave, yet somehow became the head of the Port Mafia.

5. Akiko, the dark knight princess who hates sacrifice and human experimentation, and is determined to fight for fair and proper deaths.

6. Oda, a professional assassin who's no good at drawing and no good bodyguard, but an expert mentor for new Port Mafia recruits.

7. Dummy Bird, one of the Port Mafia's five executives, endlessly talkative and always getting into more trouble.

8. Cold-Blooded, the chief of the leader's personal guard and the top "Ability Inspiration Hero."

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Theme: May we still pursue the dreams we once held dear.