Making a Fortune on a Dating Show Where Everyone Has a Script

Shi Tingshuang discovers that on the dating show she's about to join, everyone but her is the main character. The domineering CEO pins the sweet, innocent girl against the wall, eyes red as he grabs her waist. "Kiss me, and I'll give you my life." Behind the wall, Shi Tingshuang is counting money. The male lead's red eye makeup costs ten thousand. The female lead's miracle waist-cinching pants cost ten thousand. The heroine of the body-double story cries, "It's all because this face looks exactly like hers! Maybe if I get plastic surgery..." Shi Tingshuang pats her. "Plastic surgery hurts, and it's risky. There's a bone-structure makeup class on sale for just three thousand. Order now and get a dress just like the white moonlight's for free." In the angsty romance pairing, the male lead says with heartfelt anguish, "Do I have to jump to prove that I love you?!" Standing downstairs, Shi Tingshuang messages him: "Go ahead and jump. The air cushion, ambulance, and ketchup are all ready. That'll be two hundred thousand. Thank you for your business." The heroine who ran away with a baby and the male lead finally get their happy ending and announce their relationship. The entire entertainment industry explodes that day. In the shadows, Shi Tingshuang says expressionlessly, "Demolition team, stand by. Three, two..." Audience: ??? #ThisDatingShowScriptIsWrong# #ButWhyCantIStopWatching# - At the end of the dating show, any couple who successfully pairs up and is voted the most compatible by the audience can take home a ten-million-yuan cash prize and an apartment in the city center. Shi Tingshuang finds the only man without a script. He's mysterious, low-key, and taciturn. Most importantly, he looks just as broke as she does. "We'll sell the apartment and split the prize. I'll handle the acting~" The man nods. But not only does he look great, he's just as good an actor as Shi Tingshuang. Tender concern, cooking and chores, flowers and gifts, soulful gazes. He pulls them all off effortlessly, keeping everything firmly in hand. At the end of the show, they become the most compatible couple of the season, and their net worth skyrockets. Shi Tingshuang is very satisfied. She's about to split the money and walk away. The man smiles gently. "I've got another business deal. Sign up and get billions in assets, with a hundred percent annual return. Room and board included, no risks or burdens, fully insured." Shi Tingshuang's eyes light up. "Is it legal?" "It's legal. We just have to get a certificate." They hit it off and set off right away. But the car drives all the way to the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau... Shi Tingshuang: ? The certificate you mentioned, is it red and does it come in a pair? Is it called a marriage certificate? - A silly comedy with no real logic. [Blurb dated March 26, 2022] Author's Message: Live positively and achieve shared prosperity