Because of a wish made by their ancestors, Shi Huali has to marry into the Ye family.
The eldest son of the Ye family is rumored to be world-weary by nature, averse to people getting close to him, ruthless and merciless, and never gives anyone a friendly look.
The second son of the Ye family is polite and refined, gentle and elegant, and falls in love with Shi Huali at first sight.
Everyone thinks she'll choose the younger brother.
On the day the marriage is discussed, the eldest son, Ye Chongzhou, doesn't even show up.
But Shi Huali smiles at the empty seat and points to it. "I choose him."
Everyone is dumbfounded, but no one knows that Shi Huali is laughing hysterically inside.
She already knows that this world is actually a novel. Ye Chongzhou is the wealthy and powerful villain, but he's impotent and dies young.
If she can just get through the next few years, she'll take her inheritance and go looking for some hot guys!
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Ye Chongzhou discovered when he was young that he could hear other people's thoughts.
The stronger their desires, the more clearly he could hear them.
The filthy thoughts he heard left him disgusted, and he came to hate everyone equally.
Until the day he met his betrothed for the first time.
Shi Huali smiled warmly and gracefully across from him. "I know you have a lot of concerns. I can accommodate them all."
Ye Chongzhou said expressionlessly, "I'm not used to touching people. We'll have separate rooms after we marry."
The pretty, sweet girl across from him gradually stopped smiling. She looked hurt and disappointed, but still managed to nod.
But then a jubilant thought reached him: Oh my god, that's great! Husband, you can just stay away from home! I'm going out to party~
Ye Chongzhou: ...?
On the first day of their marriage, Ye Chongzhou came home late at night.
Shi Huali wore an apron, with a table full of food laid out before her. She said gently, "You must be tired. Want some soup? I made it myself."
Ye Chongzhou had just picked up the bowl.
A stream of laughter flooded his mind: Hehehe, I just got this from a food stall! Good thing I made it in time!
Ye Chongzhou: ...
One day, Ye Chongzhou came out of the shower with a towel around his waist. Shi Huali was on the bed, engrossed in a book without even looking up.
But her thoughts drifted over to him:
Wow, an eight-pack! He's got a great body. Don't change your angle, I'll lose sight of you in my peripheral vision!
Ye Chongzhou's lips curled slightly as he walked over to her without a sound.
The next second, he heard:
Sigh, too bad my husband is famously impotent. I guess looking at a pretty face is good enough.
Ye Chongzhou: ?
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A ridiculous comedy.
Blurb dated 25/9/24.
[Sorry, I ran out of inspiration for the previous idea, so I changed it.]
Theme: Good.