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Kangkang had always been the most absent-minded kitten in his den. While his siblings were busy cultivating and exploring the human world, he was still meowing at his mother, asking whether the wild fruit the fox demon next door had brought over was safe to eat.

The old demon next door, who could tell fortunes, said Kangkang had some kind of... fated opportunity.

Kangkang: What's a fated opportunity? Does it mean I always get to eat roast chicken?

His mother sighed and steeled herself to send him to the human world to undergo a trial.

Kangkang had barely come down the mountain when an unlucky bolt of lightning struck him. His memories got scrambled, and he became convinced he was a cat god traveling through the mortal realm. He managed to convince every kitten on the street to follow him as their leader.

Kangkang: The sacred flame shines bright, the sacred flame blazes. All my disciples, meow meow meow meow.

But even an adorable cat god would get soaked like a drowned rat if he didn't take shelter from the rain.

So one day, this adorable cat god pressed his paw onto the polished leather shoe of a man who looked extremely wealthy.

Kangkang: Human, I'm giving you the chance to worship the cat god.

Fu Yu: Thanks. Could you take your dirty little paw off my shoe?

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Fu Yu had spent more than twenty years being disliked by both cats and dogs, and not a single fluffy creature had ever dared to come near him.

It wasn't a big deal. He was naturally cold, and someone with such distant relationships even with his parents had no reason to expect to get along with pets.

But on that rainy day, a filthy little kitten bumped into his foot. It was shivering with cold, but it wasn't afraid of him.

It was just a little dirty.

The terminally germophobic CEO struggled with himself for a single second, then picked the kitten up by the scruff and carried it upstairs, right in front of his assistant's astonished eyes.

He put up with the kitten being greedy, mischievous, and tracking muddy pawprints all over his clean floors.

But could someone explain how the cat he'd been raising had turned into a teenage boy?

One night, Fu Yu jolted upright after realizing the boy had appeared in his dream.

Fu Yu: What do I do if I dream that my cat turns into a boy and we get all hot and heavy? Asking for a friend. This is urgent.

Reading Guide:

1. Kangkang, an adorable, absent-minded cat demon who thinks he's a god, is the bottom. Fu Yu, the sharp-tongued, excellent-cook, hypocritical, fussy CEO, is the top.

2. The top has a true identity of his own and won't die like a human.

3. If you don't like it, please move along. Don't leave preemptive warnings in the comments. Thanks.

4. Enjoy the story. Please don't give unsolicited writing advice or get too hung up on the logic. The only logic that matters in the whole story is that the top will end up with the bottom. Nothing else matters. Thanks.

The Male Bodhisattva Says You Can't Touch Me Unless You're My Boyfriend

Blurb:

Xia Zhiheng was beautiful, but stiff as a board. He wouldn't kiss or cuddle when he dated someone, and he wouldn't let anyone touch him. When his boyfriend cheated, he broke up with him with a completely calm expression, without an ounce of emotion.

But his straight roommate went out of his way to help him carry his luggage, buy him meals, and even beat up his ex-boyfriend for him.

The evening breeze brushed against his roommate. His loose tank top clung to him, clearly outlining his firm abs and full chest, which pushed the fabric into a rounded curve.

I really want to touch him.

For the first time in his life, Xia Zhiheng thought a real-life man wasn't just not gross, but might actually be pretty tempting.

But the guy was straight. Even if he was being a little too nice, it would be wrong to make a move on him.

Xia Zhiheng was planning to keep his distance when he stumbled upon his muscle-bound, simple-minded straight roommate setting up his phone in their dorm to film a suggestive short video.

Under the several-hundred-watt flash, his roommate's pale skin looked smooth and rich, like cream. Crystal-clear droplets traced their way down his neck and across his chest before disappearing beneath his shorts.

Xia Zhiheng's heart pounded frantically.

Wait, whose straight roommate is a flirtatious male bodhisattva?!

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Chi Ye had a crush on his roommate Xia Zhiheng, but had no idea how to pursue him, and could only watch as Xia Zhiheng started dating someone else.

At long last, Xia Zhiheng broke up, and Chi Ye eagerly approached him, clumsily trying to show his affection.

But no matter what he did, Xia Zhiheng kept treating him like a straight guy.

Until one day, Chi Ye caught a glimpse of a suggestive fitness influencer video flashing across his phone screen, and inspiration struck. Only kids tentatively pursue someone. Adults know seduction is the way to go.

Suggestive videos? Anyone can make those!

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[Dorm Room]

In the dim room, the bright lights were almost blinding.

The soaked white shirt clung to his body, his full chest half hidden, half revealed. His slender fingers traced from his collarbone down to his chest.

His firm abdomen had beautiful contours. Moisture darkened his gray sweatpants in streaks.

[Backstage at the Fashion Show]

In the bustling backstage area, he took off his clothes and changed into the ornate shirt the designer had altered at the last minute.

The shirt someone had deliberately torn was altered into a garment with large cutouts, exposing the man's strong, well-defined back. The rise and fall of his chest was veiled beneath layers of gauze, faintly visible.

[Sports Day]

The sun blazed overhead. The track stretched out of sight, the air was thick, and the wind howled past his ears as sweat soaked through his T-shirt.

He ran breathlessly toward the finish line, crossed it, and fell on top of Xia Zhiheng.

His lips accidentally brushed Xia Zhiheng's. A moment later, he heard a thumping heartbeat by his ear, unable to tell whose it was.

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