The Green Tea Puppy’s Guide to Climbing to the Top

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[Please note: If you come looking for a fight, I'll fight back. Extremely offensive comments will be deleted.]

On the day of S University's centennial celebration, Su Yuchen caught his actor boyfriend flirting with someone else. Furious, he went to a bar to drink himself senseless.

The next morning, he woke up in a room at a budget hotel, bruised all over, with a young-looking boy asleep beside him.

Su Yuchen glanced at the student ID someone had tossed onto the nightstand and understood.

So he was a junior still in college.

But the next second, the junior opened his eyes and threw himself at Su Yuchen, looking pitiful.

"You were so loud last night, gege."

"I don't care. You have to take responsibility for me."

"Forget that jerk, gege. Look at me instead."

Captivated by the junior, Su Yuchen went to the marriage registration office that very day and married him.

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After they got married, the junior moved into Su Yuchen's home under the pretext of fulfilling their marital duties, and stuck to him all day long.

Su Yuchen wasn't used to being so close and tried to put some distance between them.

"Why are you so far away, gege? I just want to be closer to you."

"Do you hate me now, gege? Please don't kick me out."

While putting on his innocent, scheming act, the junior tugged at Su Yuchen and got handsy. "I'm sorry, gege. Your ex came to bully me again, and I couldn't stop myself from hitting back. You're not mad at me, are you?"

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Later, the ex-boyfriend showed up and exposed the junior's wealthy family background in front of Su Yuchen, hinting that he had ulterior motives.

The junior lowered his eyes and leaned into Su Yuchen's arms, looking even more wronged.

"I'm sorry, gege. I didn't mean to keep it from you."

"My eldest brother and father wouldn't let me say I was part of the He family."

"Father only likes my eldest brother. He never cares about me. Please don't leave me, gege. I only have you."

Su Yuchen patted the junior's shoulder, then glared at his lousy ex and told him to get lost.

That night, the junior hid in the bathroom and called a number he hadn't dialed in a long time, ordering his people to blacklist the actor ex.

"Take care of it quickly. Don't let him show up in front of A-Chen again."

The pitiful little schemer from the daytime had a flash of ruthlessness in his eyes. His gaze turned cold, and he looked every bit like a wolf ready to kill.

[Reader's Guide]

1. A sweet, two-faced schemer gong and an introverted, cool CEO shou.

2. No secondary couples, but characters besides the leads do have partners. They only appear in some chapters about a dating show, so please skip this if that bothers you.

3. Details in the novel may differ from the blurb.

4. There may be quite a few author-created details.

5. This story has no logic. Don't offer unsolicited writing advice or complain about problems before reading. Comments touching on these points will be deleted or answered harshly. Don't come looking for trouble.

6. Please stop pointing out typos. Thank you.

Ongoing novel: The Bodhisattva Guy Says You Can't Touch Him Unless He Becomes Your Boyfriend. ID: 6874837

Blurb:

Xia Zhiheng may be beautiful, but he's as wooden as they come. When dating someone, he won't kiss or cuddle, let alone let them touch him. When his boyfriend cheats, he calmly breaks up with him, without a hint of feeling.

But his straight roommate not only offers to help him move, treats him to meals, and even beats up his ex-boyfriend for him.

The evening breeze brushes against his roommate. His loose racerback tank clings to his body, outlining his firm abs and full chest, which stretches the fabric into a rounded curve.

I want to touch him so badly.

For the first time in his life, Xia Zhiheng feels that a real-life man isn't disgusting. In fact, he seems pretty delicious.

But the guy is straight. Even if he's a little too friendly, Xia Zhiheng knows it would be wrong to make a move.

He plans to keep his distance, but soon catches his simple-minded, brawny roommate filming a suggestive short video in their dorm.

Under the blinding studio lights, his roommate's pale, cool-toned skin looks smooth and rich as cream. Crystal-clear droplets trail down his neck and over his chest, finally disappearing beneath his shorts.

Xia Zhiheng's heart pounds in a panic.

Wait, whose straight roommate is a flirty, seductive bodhisattva of a man?!

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Chi Ye has a secret crush on his roommate, Xia Zhiheng, but has no idea how to pursue him, and can only watch as he starts dating someone else.

When Xia Zhiheng finally breaks up, Chi Ye eagerly rushes over to awkwardly show him how he feels.

But no matter what he does, Xia Zhiheng keeps treating him like a straight guy.

Until one day, Chi Ye catches a glimpse of a suggestive workout video on his phone and is suddenly struck by inspiration. Kids test the waters when they pursue someone. Adults know seduction is the way to go.

Suggestive videos? Anyone can make those!

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[Dorm]

In the dim room, the bright studio lights are dazzling.

A soaked white shirt clings to his body, barely concealing his full chest. Long fingers trace his collarbone and slowly caress his chest.

His firm abs are beautifully defined. The gray sweatpants are damp, marked with dark streaks of water.

[Backstage at the Fashion Show]

In the bustling backstage area, he takes off his clothes and changes into a lavish shirt the designer has altered at the last minute.

The clothes someone deliberately slashed have been remade with large cutouts, exposing his strong, sculpted back. The rise and fall of his chest is veiled beneath layers of sheer fabric, appearing and disappearing from view.

[Sports Day]

The sun beats down on a seemingly endless track. The air is thick, the wind whistles past his ears, and sweat soaks through his T-shirt.

Breathing hard, he races toward the finish line, crosses it, and falls on top of Xia Zhiheng.

He accidentally brushes his lips against Xia Zhiheng's, then quickly hears a heart pounding beside his ear. He can't tell whose it is.

Theme: Chase the light bravely, and you too can become someone else's light