[One Piece] My Days as a Spy in the Red Hair Pirates

[Blurb 1]

My name is Dorothy Sear, I'm female, I'm 18, and I work for a World Government agency. I'm a member of CP9, and I have a childhood friend one year younger than me named Rob Lucci. Of course, that's not the point. One day, I received a secret mission from my superiors...

Let me introduce myself again. My name is Al, I'm male, I'm 18, and I'm currently a trainee aboard the Red Hair Pirates' ship.

Of course, as a woman disguised as a man and infiltrating the enemy, my biggest problem isn't how to find opportunities every day. It isn't staying alive in a shared dorm full of deafening snores and stinky socks flying everywhere. It isn't even turning down the Red Hair Pirates when they enthusiastically invite me to go P-bleep, making everyone think I'm no good...

No, it's how to refuse Red-Haired Shanks whenever he insists on dragging people along to shower together in the communal bathhouse!

After I turned down Red-Haired Shanks's "Let's take a bath together, Al~" for the seventh time, the look in his eyes finally changed...

I was freaking out inside.

No, no, no. Had my cover been blown?!

But that couldn't be! To play a proper, excellent pirate, I charged into battle at the front! I was the first to volunteer for cleaning! I sang Binks' Sake with more passion than anyone! I even washed Red-Haired Shanks's underwear carefully and thoroughly!!

The only thing I'm really no good at is drinking! I'm a one-cup lightweight!!

Look at it this way: I'm a completely perfect pirate, fierce and full of vigor!

[Not sure when I'll write this, so here's the blurb for now. Enter at your own risk.]

Theme: Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony