After Entering a Divorce Reality Show with My Archrival

Prime Minister Zhang Yunzheng and Grand Princess Lu Yanxi are political enemies who can't stand each other.

During a debate on a stormy day, a bolt of lightning struck them both and sent them to the modern era.

[System]: The divorce reality show funded by the Transmigration Bureau is still missing a pair of guests. Once you've finished filming, you can go home.

"What's a divorce reality show?"

"It's where you show the people what life is like after a separation."

Lu Yanxi: Perfect. When it comes to making Zhang Yunzheng furious, I dare anyone to claim they're better than me.

Zhang Yunzheng: ...There's really no need.

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Just as Lu Yanxi was getting ready to show off her skills, she discovered that the show was being filmed in a remote mountain village. She couldn't take care of herself at all, while Zhang Yunzheng had learned to endure hardship when he was young. So...

"Yunzheng, I'm hungry. Are you hungry?"

"I'll go cook."

"Yunzheng, there are so many mosquitoes. Their bites are keeping me awake."

"I'll go find some mosquito-repelling herbs."

"Yunzheng, could you perhaps do the laundry?"

"At the very least, you can wash your own undergarments..."

"Your Highness, what can you actually do?"

Lu Yanxi couldn't very well say, "I can only make you angry," so she ventured, "How about I write you a fu poem?"

Zhang Yunzheng: ...

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Outside the cameras, the gossip-loving viewers were so hooked they could barely function:

A broken relationship made whole again! I'm all in, and I'm going to ship them to death!

Seriously, guys, is this secretly a dating show?

I've already printed out that fu poem and memorized the whole thing. My partner is very pleased.

So the princess's ship isn't with a prince or a knight. Let me say two words, and everyone repeat after me:

Yun~zheng~

Theme: Knowing when to yield and when to stand firm