[Author's delightfully unhinged blurb: Here it is! Little cuties, feel free to add it to your reading list~ (rubbing hands)]
Name: Fricker. Gender: Male. Skill: Magic damage dealer. Marine codename: Kizaru. Everyone around him calls him Frie. He has an older brother named Borsalino.
Who could have guessed that he was originally an only child born into a family of magic users, living in a sky castle others could only dream of? His father, Hal, was a court magician, and his mother, Sophie, was also highly talented in magic. Living under the same roof were a fire demon and the Witch of the Waste, who was devoted to enjoying her retirement.
He only came to this New World after swallowing a fruit that tasted absolutely awful.
While he was hesitating over what to do, the older brother who had suddenly appeared in his life tossed him into the Marines. From then on, he became a Marine.
Fricker wasn't especially interested in being a Marine, but his older brother, codenamed Kizaru, was stubbornly determined. Every time Fricker said he wanted to quit the Marines, he got a warning blast of Yasakani no Magatama. Reluctant as he was, he could only grit his teeth and stick it out, until his peaceful life was interrupted by three children.
The three human toddlers were so adorable, they seemed tailor-made to be his sons. So the truth was, he had been summoned to this New World because he was destined to be the father of these three children!
What had he done wrong? He only wanted to join the Monkey family, but there were too many enemies in the way of his dream.
The worst offenders were Red-Haired Shanks, the revolutionary Dragon, and Whitebeard.
Red-Haired Shanks' greatest crime was taking advantage of Fricker's inattention to make Luffy set his heart on becoming a pirate. Before meeting Red-Haired Shanks, Luffy had been perfectly happy about becoming a Marine. Fricker had already imagined their happy family life aboard a warship. But he let his guard down for a moment, and when Luffy announced he was going to find the One Piece, it was a terrifying nightmare.
From Fricker's perspective, Dragon was already worthy of envy just for being Luffy's biological father. Then he went and lured Sabo away right in front of Fricker, making him twice as hateful.
As for Whitebeard, the moment Fricker heard Ace call him "Dad," his face was drenched in tears. Ace had never called him that, not even once.
All Fricker could do was take his hit list to his older brother, the Marine Admiral who got paid to slack off.
In his office, Borsalino clipped his nails and looked at Fricker speechlessly. "Say that again."
By contrast, Fricker looked unusually serious. "Bro, I put your name down for this Fleet Admiral election. I've even come up with your slogan: 'Crush the Four Emperors, defeat the evil dragons. It's everyone's duty.'"
Borsalino: "..." (This guy is definitely getting back at him for kicking Luffy on the Sabaody Archipelago.)
Besides that, Fricker's love for the ASL brothers shows in every aspect of his life: he regularly buys Bartolomeo Club merch, uses his brother's salary to buy out the exorbitantly priced photos sold by the Cat Burglar Nami, and sends the Moby Dick a terrifying ten letters a day, among other things.
Of course, when he can't afford it, Fricker usually puts Dragon's name in the signature line.
Reader's Guide:
1. The main world is One Piece.
2. No CP. No matter what you see in the story, it's all purely for laughs.
3. The protagonist is completely unhinged. You could call him a combination of Boa Hancock and Cavendish (maybe with a bit of Bartolomeo thrown in). His inner monologues are endless. He meets Boa Hancock, one calls the other "father-in-law" and the other calls him "daughter-in-law," and they can spend ages imagining how to start a happy family.
4. By the time the main story reaches two years later, the protagonist is already a 38-year-old middle-aged man. And considering his original age, from his perspective, he really could be the three brothers' father.
5. The ASL brothers' biggest complaint about Fricker is that he's annoying (moment of silence).
Theme: Face every hardship with courage