Blurb:
Lu Youyou transmigrates into the body of an infamous, universally despised has-been in the entertainment industry. She gets bound to an upgrade System, whose goal is to help her reach the top of the industry and become a legend.
Bad news: The System is broken.
Good news: The half-broken System gives her superpowers.
Bad news: Her power selectively causes all sorts of humiliating disasters for people who get close to her. She can predict them in advance, but it's absolutely useless.
Before transmigrating, Lu Youyou was a college student who couldn't do a lick of housework or tell crops apart, with an innocent, guileless gaze. She had zero survival skills, so all she could do was scrape by in the entertainment industry.
On a variety show, a top-tier star gets out of the pool after swimming, showing off his six-pack as he deliberately walks past her.
Lu Youyou calls him over and hands him a note. "Um..."
Fans: She's bothering our darling again! So annoying!
"Please show some respect, Senior Lu." The top-tier star takes a step back and stylishly sweeps his bangs away from his forehead. But the next second, his wig falls off, revealing a smooth, bald head.
That was a hair-raising moment.
Lu Youyou unfolds the note. "I was trying to warn you that your wig was about to fall off."
The top-tier star bursts into tears.
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Lu Youyou and her sworn enemy appear on the same variety show. The host, ever eager to follow the wind, gives her no chance to shine.
Her fake-sweet rival comes over to provoke her. "Sister Lu..."
Lu Youyou hurriedly steps back.
The rival, heartbroken, takes a big step forward. "Sister Lu, why are you treating me this way? Did I do something to upset you? I'm sorry."
Fans: What's wrong with Lu Youyou? What did our girl do?
The host sits back, waiting for Lu Youyou to blow up.
The next second, Lu Youyou rushes forward and hugs her rival, shielding her from the cameras as she fastens the clasp of her bra, which is about to come undone.
Her rival turns bright red and stammers, "Y-you..."
Fans: Weren't they sworn enemies?
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The young star who wanted to fake a couple pairing with Lu Youyou goes bald.
The fake-sweet rival who tried to make her drink has her implants shift out of place.
The boss with ulterior motives becomes impotent.
Lu Youyou watches the show unfold, either causing people to die of embarrassment or rescuing them from it. Just like that, she becomes a sensation.
P.S. This is a silly story with no regard for logic.
Theme: Face life's awkward moments with grace.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha God the six animals are prosperous
You're stuck here! I hate you! Update soon! Even the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this
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Hahahahahaha I think it's pretty good, how warm it is
Woohoo, I'm so hungry.
Great writing, please add more
"Complimentary words" are a big thorn in the side of the author~ derogatory term
Looks good! Come on!
Hahahahahahahaha what the hell?