Blurb: [Main story complete, bonus chapters updated irregularly]
Tang Li was an excellent secret agent in her previous life, the ultra-cool kind. After dying, she transmigrates into the heroine of an entertainment-industry novel: a saintly Madonna who has to maintain her persona and complete her mission to stay alive.
In the eyes of netizens, Tang Li is a delicate, helpless flower who only knows how to whimper when trouble strikes and needs someone to protect her.
But one day, things start to seem a little off.
On a variety show, everyone works hard to catch a fish, thinking they'll finally get a proper meal.
But Tang Li wants to release it. "Fishies are so cute. Why would anyone eat them?"
The netizens are about to start tearing into her when, the very next second...
Tang Li picks up the fish from the bucket and smashes it into the river again and again, sending up huge splashes like several deepwater torpedoes have gone off.
The fish she released float on the surface. A gust of wind blows them back to shore.
Tang Li calmly picks them up. "Poor fishies. Let's give them a proper burial in the pot."
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During an interview, the host asks what someone as delicate as her would do if she encountered a criminal.
Tang Li: "I'd use love and tolerance to reform him, make him put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha."
Audience: Where did this Madonna come from?
While filming, a criminal suddenly attacks, carrying a forty-meter broadsword.
Tang Li snatches the sword, bends it in half with her bare hands, and pins him beneath her foot. "When will the cycle of revenge ever end? There are so many beautiful things in this world. Be a good person."
The criminal is on the verge of tears. "I will! I will!"
The netizens finally understand. This isn't some delicate flower who needs protection. She's a man-eating flower who can shatter a rock against her chest and yank a willow tree out of the ground!
Just as her male fans are weeping over their sweet idol turning into a bodybuilding Barbie, a huge number of female fans rise up. "Men, get lost! Sis is so cool, I love her!"
Content warning: This is magical realism, an intentionally dumb and silly story with little logic! It's just for a laugh. Hope you all enjoy it.
Blurb for the next book, The White Moonlight's Substitute Happily Becomes a Mom:
Tang Xue is a working stiff who diligently spent three years as the substitute for three powerful men's beloved white moonlight. At last, the white moonlight returns.
The first man sneers. "If you dare touch Yan Yan's hair, you're making an enemy of the Huo family!"
The second says coolly, "I've treated you well materially all these years. You'd better know what's good for you and stop clinging to me."
The third scoffs. "You think you're worthy of being compared to Yan Yan?"
Tang Xue has done her job and plans to take her huge breakup payout and enjoy life. But when she gets home, she finds three shrunken versions of the powerful men.
Tang Xue has happily become a mom.
The first one sits at the computer, looking at the stock market. "Mom, the Huo family has gone bankrupt. Huo Cheng won't dare bully you again."
Tang Xue: ???
The second says sorrowfully, "Mom, you've suffered so much all these years, living in such a tiny home and wearing such cheap clothes. We've bought you a seaside villa and hired top designers to make your clothes."
Tang Xue looks at her apartment, hundreds of square meters in size, and her limited-edition Chanel dress. A few minutes ago, you weren't saying that.
The third says, "Mom, that green-tea bitch Su Yan isn't fit to carry your shoes! She dares to mouth off to you? Leave her to us!"
Tang Xue: ...
A few days later, the three powerful men return to normal and discover that all their assets have been transferred into Tang Xue's name, and that their beloved white moonlight has berated them as scumbags.
Tang Xue sits in the CEO's chair. "I'm going on vacation next month. Get your work done in time."
The three men: What the hell is going on?!
They wake up as working stiffs, with their former substitute as their boss.
Theme: Study hard and make progress every day.
The front is good, but the back feels a bit sloppy and a bit unfinished.
I laughed so hard in the front that my stomach hurt, but it sucked in the back
I just finished reading it. How can I put it? The early stage is very interesting, but the emotional line in the later stage is a bit forced. I feel that there is still a lot of content that has not been written. The chapter about humiliating yourself feels a little too much. There is no need for this, but it is still worth reading. Personal thoughts
Is it finished? What a hasty ending
It's a waste of money. It was going well in the past, but suddenly the actor wanted to chase the heroine, and because he was injured, he asked his nephew to go. Suddenly, the hero was replaced. The nephew has become the male protagonist. It's so fucking disgusting. It's a waste of money. I should have bought it chapter by chapter.
Originally, the front part looked pretty good, but I insisted on adding a doggy male protagonist. I was convinced.
The writing is very good, funny yet heartwarming, I like it very much
Is it just gone? It's too short
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing me, is your wife short??
Is there more writing about them after they got together?
I Became Famous After Predicting Someone Else's Social Media Death Scene.
Unspeakable
After the Big Shot Became My Four-Year-Old Son
The Specially Ridiculous Way to Win Over the Villain [Book Transmigration]
The Real Heiress Is a Medical Expert
The Dim-Witted Supporting Lady Only Wants to Be Forced Out of Showbiz
The Female Lead Has Turned Dark
The Fairy Sister Is a Little Naughty [Quick Transmigration]
Winning Back My Ex [Quick Transmigration]
The front is good, but the back feels a bit sloppy and a bit unfinished.
I laughed so hard in the front that my stomach hurt, but it sucked in the back
I just finished reading it. How can I put it? The early stage is very interesting, but the emotional line in the later stage is a bit forced. I feel that there is still a lot of content that has not been written. The chapter about humiliating yourself feels a little too much. There is no need for this, but it is still worth reading. Personal thoughts
Is it finished? What a hasty ending
It's a waste of money. It was going well in the past, but suddenly the actor wanted to chase the heroine, and because he was injured, he asked his nephew to go. Suddenly, the hero was replaced. The nephew has become the male protagonist. It's so fucking disgusting. It's a waste of money. I should have bought it chapter by chapter.
Originally, the front part looked pretty good, but I insisted on adding a doggy male protagonist. I was convinced.
The writing is very good, funny yet heartwarming, I like it very much
Is it just gone? It's too short
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing me, is your wife short??
Is there more writing about them after they got together?