A Goofball Gets Transmigrated into an Abused Heroine

[A stress-relief story written with total abandon. Not recommended.]

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[Please take a look at my upcoming story, "I Win at Cultivation by Filling in the Blanks." The synopsis is below.]

[Goofy comedy, with humorous sect life and ridiculous dungeons]

Qingyun Mountain of old: full of talented people who cultivated the Dao and ascended to immortality.

Qingyun Mountain now:

The only true disciple of Immortal Gu Hai had a torrid online romance with the senior disciple of the neighboring Wanjian Sect while pretending to be a woman. When the truth came out, the other party brought people to confront him and even declared that a man had to marry him, too.

The junior disciple next door had somehow gotten into a love triangle with his beautiful master, Immortal Yunlan. They spent every day competing to be the biggest simp.

Even the sect leader was so broke that he could only hide in his room every night, sobbing his heart out.

Meng Yu: Our sect is doomed.

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Meng Yu transmigrated into the heroine of an old-school xianxia tragedy. According to the plot, she was supposed to fall in love at first sight with the scumbag male lead, who had once rescued her and taken her in. She was supposed to keep throwing herself at him, get used as a stand-in, suffer through hundreds and thousands of rounds of abuse, and finally be abandoned.

Meng Yu: …

Meng Yu: Screw this, give me my money back!!!

That night, the male lead from the tragic romance grabbed her chin domineeringly and narrowed his long eyes. "Now that you're here, why won't you look at me? I know you still have feelings for me. Don't deny it, girl."

Meng Yu was silent for three seconds. "Ptooey!"

Meng Yu: "Go find a prison cell. Seriously, if that doesn't work, just start your life over."

The scumbag male lead: ???

From then on, Meng Yu let loose, and the original melodramatic plot went completely off the rails, like a runaway horse.

Meng Yu had this to say:

I'm just an ordinary little goofball.

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Yan Fuheng was a mere background character in the original story. After mastering the Great Dao, he still couldn't break through.

Meng Yu: Got it. You need to get beaten up.

Yan Fuheng: …

Yan Fuheng: You don't know jack!

Couple: A goofy, carefree, shameless heroine × a bitter, lovelorn male lead

Reader's guide:

1. This is a goofy comedy, essentially the chaotic cultivation life of a young man and woman.

2. The author can't cultivate, so everything is made up.

3. The heroine focuses on her career; the hero follows the romance plot.

4. No need to tell me if you drop the story. Kiss kiss (*￣3)(ε￣*)

Please add my upcoming story, "I Win at Cultivation by Filling in the Blanks," to your collection!

Xia Qingli transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a tool-person side character. From the start, she had two major tasks:

1. Fill in the missing key plot points.

2. Stop the big villain from slaughtering the human world.

Xia Qingli: Let's do this!

Plot point one: The male lead is insincere and falls for everyone he meets.

Original text: He slowly [ ] over and [ ] down in front of Xia Qingli.

[Fill in the blanks with suitable words. Requirements: 1. The male lead's entrance must be dazzling; 2. It must convey his devoted-lover persona.]

With her outstanding literary skills, Xia Qingli waved her hand and filled it in: He slowly [slid] over and [knelt] down in front of Xia Qingli.

Male lead: ?

Plot point two: The second male lead is surrounded for falling to evil, so he kidnaps Xia Qingli as a bargaining chip.

Original text: The cultivation method he practices is incredibly sinister. He must drink [ ] blood day and night.

[Fill in the blank with a suitable word. Requirement: Show how brutal the cultivation method is.]

Looking at the second male lead baring his fangs at her, Xia Qingli stroked her chin and filled it in: He must drink [pig] blood day and night.

Shocking! Why has a sow mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night?

Second male lead: ?

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In the original story, the great villain Xie Shuangwu was born a demon seed, destined to unite the Six Domains and become someone feared by all mortals and demons.

When Xia Qingli arrived, the villain was still a young demon lord and supposedly had very limited fighting skills.

Then he nearly cracked open the male lead's skull.

Xia Qingli: ...???

Fortunately, there was still hope. At the time, the great villain had lost his memory. Xia Qingli had a flash of inspiration, patted him on the shoulder, and put her fill-in-the-blank skills to good use: "Brother, you're the perfect [light] of the [righteous] path!"

The great villain thought about it for three seconds and believed her.

After that, the villain devoted himself to the righteous path and drew everyone's attention by distinguishing himself among its followers.

Until one day, the villain, now the leader of the righteous path, pointed idly at a place and said, "What do you think? Should we kill the demon hiding in the demon realm?"

Xia Qingli: …

Xia Qingli: Maybe you should just kill yourself.

Theme: Be the master of your own life.