Coming soon: My Cunning Cousin. The blurb is at the very bottom.
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[Sweet romance, completed]
The Third Prince loves flowers.
Someone gives him a maid to tend them.
The girl is born a little slow, always a step behind everyone else.
She speaks slowly, works slowly, is slow to laugh and slow to cry,
but she's skilled at tending flowers and plants, so she's nicknamed Little Flower.
At first, the Third Prince pays her no attention, but gradually he notices:
Rare plants that others struggle to keep alive flourish under her care.
The Third Prince's gaze begins to linger on Little Flower.
It has nothing to do with romance. He's simply curious about how she manages to connect with the plants.
Others say the Third Prince has fallen for her, but he says,
“She is just a flower maid. What's there to like about her?”
Later, the Third Prince is to marry.
Little Flower cultivates an auspicious flower and presents it to the emperor.
The emperor asks, “What reward would you like?”
Everyone thinks Little Flower will seize the opportunity to rise in status.
But Little Flower slowly replies, “This servant wants to go home.”
Without Little Flower, the Third Prince is lost.
Later, he searches for her like a madman.
[The heroine isn't truly slow-witted. She has endured hardship and partially withdrawn into herself, but she will recover.]
[The heroine has a hidden identity. Both leads are sexually inexperienced.]
Coming soon: My Cunning Cousin
Ruo Wei's family falls into ruin, and after her parents die, she has no choice but to seek refuge with her maternal aunt.
Her aunt is a marquis's secondary consort and has little influence.
Seeing that Ruo Wei is beautiful, her aunt gives her some advice, counting the young masters in the household as she says,
“Win one of them over, and you'll never have to worry about the rest of your life.”
After careful thought, Ruo Wei decides the handsome, carefree Third Young Master is her best choice.
Unfortunately, Ruo Wei is mistaken. She takes the heir for the Third Young Master.
Hearing that the Third Young Master likes painting, she practices every day.
Hearing that he likes poetry and song, she goes to recite poems to him.
Later, she makes plum wine herself and brings it to the heir.
The heir coldly rebukes her. “Leave.”
Everyone mocks her: “A little pheasant like you dares to dream of flying up to the highest branch?!”
Ruo Wei trembles and starts trying to win the Third Young Master over instead.
One day, she arranges to meet him.
But when she turns, she sees the heir standing beneath a tree, his voice cold and calm:
“Wei'er, how dare you seduce my younger brother?”
Ruo Wei trembles again. She won't do it, she won't, she'll never do it again.
Later, Ruo Wei runs away with a young scholar.
The heir: “...”
The heir grabs his saber, mounts his horse, and races after them.
[Note: Both leads are sexually inexperienced.]
Coming soon 2: The Great General's Dream Came True
Jiang Miaomiao is a noble young lady, cherished by everyone, beautiful and refined.
Her mother is a princess, and her father is a duke.
The people around her are all princes and royal grandsons, distinguished and noble.
Huo Xun is just a general from humble origins who enters the capital as an official through his military achievements.
He doesn't even have a chance to get close to her.
All he can do is watch her from afar. If he happens to help her in some small way,
he'll be so excited that night he turns a hundred somersaults.
Then one day, the delicate young lady, born into wealth and privilege, comes up to him and asks, her eyes wide,
“General Huo, do you like me?”
Theme: Time reveals a person's true nature. Kindness and beauty will never go unnoticed.
Your Majesty, this is not a good policy for governing the country, it is a good policy for pampering your concubine, so that you can control your husband skillfully! Little Huadaduo is a newborn calf and is not afraid of tigers. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so sweet so sweet, the wait is here
My beloved concubine is jealous, what should I do? Forget it, let's pamper him more!
Brother is back, someone has become the emperor, hahaha, little flower boy, you can give up now
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love my concubine too much. By the way, is Jiang Ming the prince Changming?
There is one more person who loves Xiaohuadai~
Qin San, you are not confident in yourself
I guess Jiang Ming is Prince Changming who fell off a cliff four years ago (raise your hand)
Hahahahahaha, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the little flower is stupid
Ha
Okay, even though I said in Chapter 55 that I wanted to read Bao Ziwen. It's still a pretty good funny short article.