(GB) My Deadbeat Husband and the Pretty Boy I Keep

I transmigrated into a danmei novel! I’ve always wanted to be a mere background character, so I was overjoyed: I support their sexuality! I’m out!!

System: You’ll die, you really will!

Me: I’m happy to be the straight woman who sets things right! I’m going in!! Wait!! Aren’t they bisexual at heart?! They’re still straight right now!!

I looked at the original story with the same expression as that old man on the subway staring at his phone. The gong was my husband, Yin Mu, who left home and stayed away for three years. The shou was Xie Sheng, the firecracker-like Immortal Lord I’d rescued, who promptly announced he was going to kill me.

Me: Am I going to survive this? Are you kidding me?

To stay alive, I could only shower my husband with affection and look after the imprisoned Immortal Lord with thoughtful care. Then one day, when I decided the timing was about right, I abandoned the Immortal Lord, drafted a divorce agreement for Yin Mu, and ran away in the middle of the night.

The next day, I saw my ex-husband with his arm around my waist and the Immortal Lord putting all sorts of restraints back in place.

Xie Sheng: I’ll be good... Pet me, take pity on me... You can’t play with me and then refuse to take responsibility!

Yin Mu: You think I don’t know what goes on in my own manor? Wife, I haven’t agreed to the divorce yet. Don’t you dare leave me. And why have you been keeping a pretty boy behind my back?!

1. The female lead is a goofy, snarky, chaotic, fun-loving sadist. Girl-bottom direction, girl-bottom direction, girl-bottom direction.

2. This story was inspired by a bizarre dream. It’s a nonsensical Mary Sue story, so don’t look for the right worldview in something like this. I’ve warned you. Don’t yell at me, or I’ll yell right back.

3. The two male leads are bisexual at heart. If the person they love is a man, they like men; if it’s a woman, they like women. At heart, they just love that person, and every condition along the way has to be met. If even one is missing, they won’t fall for each other. Don’t argue with me about this. I support and understand everyone’s sexuality, but being a wife who’s only a cover for a gay man? Absolutely not!!!!! (Of course, the female lead in this story dies before they fall for each other, so she doesn’t count as that kind of wife.)

4. I’ll add more if I think of anything else...

Theme: Love yourself and make yourself happy.