[Western Fantasy/NN] The Heart of Miao'er

The Heart of Miao'er

Warning: If you're extremely particular about strict adherence to Western fantasy settings, please stay away! I only borrow a few elements from Western fantasy. Most of it is made up, all of it is made up!! A Chinese-Western mashup...

This nnn, um, is exactly what you think it is. You know what I mean! Mm-hmm!

Clean-reading purists, run!

Seduce gods, blaspheme against gods. Questionable values. BG/GB/GL may all appear. This is a product made to satisfy my kinks. For the good stuff, come find me, Purple Eel, and Big Red Eyes through my author page~

Don't insult me. If you do, you're right; keep going and I'll argue right back (??

*The story comes first. Everything serves the plot. There's no logic, just enjoy the ride.

No fixed ships. I treat everyone equally (?).

Potential love interests: God of Light, God of Darkness, God of Life, God of Love, God of the Sea (more to come?).

Including, but not limited to, darkening and possessiveness. None of them are normal anyway.

With the mad Main God shrieking in her head and several men bickering in front of her, Miao Miao clenched her fists and chose to pretend she was deaf and dumb.

Miao Miao: I'm tired. Your Majesty is tired. All this chattering... Why can't I just have them dragged off and executed?

When it came down to it, she was still too weak. One day, she'd kill that madwoman, the Main God, and get away from men to shine on her own.

[Introduction]

A bored ancient Eastern god sealed away in the West took advantage of a weakening seal to send out two divine consciousnesses. She didn't really expect them to free her, but hey, having a dream was nice.

One made a grand entrance at the height of his power. The other was tossed aside by her the moment he appeared.

And so the ancient god witnessed a certain God of Light hand his old home over to the divine consciousness she'd discarded as useless. The cat in her hands was the God of Light, the person beside her was the God of Light, and even those few flowers were the God of Light himself.

A certain unknown little dark god and little white god were just as bad, if not worse.

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A certain God of Life scoffed: Miao Miao and I share the same origin.

A certain God of Love refused to back down: She loves me more, obviously!

The black one and the white one reached an agreement: We can share her.

The Sea God, with no presence at all: But she wants to watch me cry ink, doesn't she?

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The ancient god was so elated by the news that her seal had been broken that she hadn't even had time to celebrate before Miao Miao killed her.

Miao Miao: Didn't you know better, you madwoman? I devoured you.

*A reluctantly employed Miao Miao, who pretends to be deaf and mute and focuses on getting stronger, x the gods

Gain love, receive love, revel in love.

The little sprout will grow into the lushest tree, and its roots will wrap around their hearts. They will all love her.

The more love she receives, the stronger she will become.

P.S. The female lead is weak at first, but becomes powerful in the middle and later parts.

Theme: Never be a parasitic vine!