Fake: transmigrate into a book; Fake: System; Real: transmigrate; Real cultivation!
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There are countless stories in the world! And countless cultivation novels!
Of all the cultivation paths, none is more tragic than the Heartless Dao!
People say, "Cultivate without feelings, but people have feelings." Lan Chenchen fancied himself well-read, but he'd never seen anyone actually succeed in cultivating the Heartless Dao, damn it!
If you're going to fall in love, why not just stop cultivating the Heartless Dao? The success rate for becoming an immortal is so low. What about your KPIs?!
One late night, after passionately ranting about a cultivation novel that advertised the Heartless Dao but delivered something else, Lan Chenchen seemed to transmigrate into a book, and apparently it was a book about the Heartless Dao!
The not-very-bright System that came along with him told him: Your mission is to find suitable candidates and promote the Heartless Dao!
Lan Chenchen, a sociable shut-in, immediately felt a tremendous burden on his shoulders. Ah! The honor of the entire school rests on him! He rubbed his hands together excitedly!
And yet...
He took a liking to a cool, aloof senior brother, only for him to turn around and hook up with a junior brother from the neighboring sect!
He raised a junior sister who was devoted to becoming a doctor, only for a wandering female cultivator she met on the road to flirt her away in the blink of an eye!
Lan Chenchen was so angry his eyes rolled back. He gave up and decided to teach the Dao to an elder with a full head of white hair and an immortal bearing!
He just didn't believe it! What kind of trouble could an old immortal of that age possibly cause?
In the end--who is that handsome man over there, so gentle and refined, so elegant and dignified?! Hurry up and turn back into the old man you were!
After one blow after another, Lan Chenchen felt like the red string of fate had become a spirit. Why had none of the people he'd picked cultivated the Heartless Dao? Instead, they all ended up happily paired off?!
KPIs! KPIs! His KPIs were hopeless now!!! Sob, sob!
Theme: The worker has a worker's soul. Workers are the best of the best
