Su Lulu is the toughest Alpha at Buzhou Mountain Military Academy, and he can't stand people who put on airs. Especially when they're just an ordinary Beta who treats all the Alphas like dirt, despite being a support "healer" who can obliterate an evil god with a single finger while on a mission. He's every Omega at the academy's dream lover.
Because they did poorly in their academic classes, they were forced to share a dorm room. But even among underachievers, there's a hierarchy, and Su Lulu, who ranked second from the bottom, looked down on Teng Feiyu, who came in last. Then the arms race started without warning. During a surprise dorm inspection, Su Lulu was marked down to a historic negative four points for sleeping in an unkempt state, showing disrespect to the student council president, his ex, and hiding a rooster. Su Lulu cursed to himself: Who the hell stuffed that thing in his bed? If you're going to steal a chicken, why frame me for it?
Su Lulu has always been terrified of tentacle monsters, snakes, and anything slimy. Then he dreams of being tangled up with a giant winged serpent. Before long, he lays an egg. Su Lulu panics: the toughest Alpha has laid an egg.
Question: How do I microwave my snake baby until it hatches?
Answer: Heat it on high for forty-nine days. If it's not cooked by then, it'll probably hatch.
Buzhou Mountain Military Academy is a diploma mill, and its entire student body is made up of ancient monsters.
Monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, fused with eldritch tentacle creatures, are running wild everywhere.
The divine rooster Bifang spouts nonsense, the rabbit Yanshou is a shameless lecher, and the divine lord Tengshe pretends to be pure and innocent. There's not a single normal thing around Su Lulu.
Teng Feiyu, the ancient divine lord Tengshe / Su Lulu, a foul-mouthed young man who seems to be asking for a beating
Setting: ABO, eldritch horror, Classic of Mountains and Seas, school, absurd comedy, supernatural, happy ending, monogamous and faithful romance.
Theme: Striving for a brighter new era!
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