Hello! Stop! I'm a Security Guard! Strange Stories

In order to avoid 40 years of detours, I became a security guard as soon as I graduated. I work from 9 to 5, have food, accommodation and weekends off, and have seven insurances and one fund. I am very satisfied. I work hard and my superiors think highly of me and say I am a talent. But there are always strange things happening in the communities, companies or villages where I work. The gods wandering in the alleys in the middle of the night, the earthen jar grave in the garden, the madman on the third floor shouting about animal-making skills, the community team building pool singing during the day... There are always accidents of one kind or another that prevent me from working hard. It doesn't matter, I will do my best to win this bowl of rice. All those who stand in the way of me reaching the peak of my life are my lifelong enemies. Tips before reading: 1. The copywriting is in the first person and the main text is in the third person. 2. Chinese folk sand sculptures, semi-empty. Save copywriting screenshot 2023/5/2 Intention: Do what you do and love what you do.