After Bringing My Dog on a Variety Show, This Couch Potato Goes Viral

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After working for the Quick Transmigration Bureau across a hundred worlds, Xie Ruqi finally gets her first vacation. She can forget about missions and staying in character and go to a vacation world to enjoy life as a happy couch potato!

Xie Ruqi: Nice!

Then she gets dropped into a book. No, make that two books.

In the first, the original owner is the heroine of an angsty story about a man who seizes and abuses the woman he desires!

In the second, the villainess of that same kind of story has been reborn. The plot turns into the angsty male lead pursuing the reborn villainess, while the original owner becomes a cannon-fodder villainess!

Xie Ruqi, transmigrated into the second book: ??? What happened to my vacation?!

By this point, the angsty male lead and the reborn villainess have smeared the original owner's reputation so badly that her career has barely begun and her future looks bleak. Her only job is a variety show, but that's a trap too: to take part, she has to find herself a guest performer, or she'll breach the contract and owe a huge penalty... Then, carried along by the momentum of the first book's angsty plot, the male lead calls her and threatens her: he's already told everyone that anyone who appears on the show with her will be blacklisted. Making him her boyfriend and taking him on the show is her only option.

Xie Ruqi: You think I'm going to put up with that? I just got a dog!

"Sorry, wrong number. I'm at the show, just got off the plane, and I brought my dog."

I'd rather bring my dog than you, you lunatic!

The show is called Time With You. Some people bring their kids, others bring their wives, and some bring their best friends... Only Xie Ruqi, the celebrity whose scandals are all over the internet, brings a dog!

At first:

[Hmph! She just knows how to pull stunts for attention! Let's see what kind of trouble she gets into next!]

[Get some two-person tasks ready, show the troublemaker Xie how things are done!]

[Hahaha, she brought a dog, so the team is already short one pair of hands. Can't wait to watch that bitch embarrass herself!]

But before long, everyone starts to feel that something is off.

[??? Can someone tell me if this dog is actually a spirit? I want a dog that can go out and buy me breakfast too!]

[Damn... Xie Ruqi is incredibly handy! How did she make that cart? I swear I didn't even blink!]

[Waaah! I want to ride Yun Duo's little cart too!]

[Help! Why is a dog better at farm work than I am?]

[It brings food when you're hungry and water when you're thirsty. You can pet it, hug it, and kiss it, and it's so good at acting cute. It's strong and handsome too! My boyfriend isn't even as good as a dog!]

[Raise a dog like you raise little Yun Duo! Please teach me your dog-training secrets, Miss Xie!]

Xie Ruqi becomes famous, all thanks to her dog!

Xie Ruqi says: This is happiness! Pure happiness! Ah! Letting the dog work while I lie back and reap the benefits is such a happy life!

As for the angsty male lead and the reborn villainess?

Xie Ruqi blows on her fingernails. "Oh, I forgot to mention. As the heroine of a classic angsty story, how could I not have a dramatic secret about my birth? I'm actually the true heiress of a wealthy family who was lost in the world, and my maternal family is even more powerful than the male lead and the villainess. And they found me very quickly~ So I barely had to lift a finger, hehe!"

All right, all right. Don't let that lunatic ruin her vacation.

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Synopsis:

Luo Zhaoyun transmigrates and becomes an unknown, unregistered person rescued from space pirates by the military. To survive, she has to pretend she's lost her memory, collect a month's allowance, and move into a relief apartment with the first month rent-free.

But what will she do in the second month? The gap of tens of thousands of years turns a perfectly respectable research student into an illiterate person in the space age. Luo Zhaoyun is crying in the bathroom.

There is good news, of course: the farming game she helped create has become real, right inside her mind.

The bad news is that she can't take anything out of the farm, so she can only eat it in her imagination. T_T

But after logging into the Star Network, Luo Zhaoyun discovers that she can take the farm's fruits and vegetables out through the virtual network. The only problem is that these species went extinct long ago, and people from across the stars have no idea what they are...

Well, to break into the market, Luo Zhaoyun rolls up her sleeves and decides to start by selling roasted sweet potatoes... Then she marvels: It's so easy to make money from people across the stars who've never tasted Earth's food! She gets rich without even realizing it~

After that, her roasted sweet potato stall turns into a restaurant, and its reputation grows and grows. The mermaid prince, known as the greatest singer in the stars, the star student from the First Military Academy, and the business tycoon on the rich list all become loyal customers, even scheming against each other for a bite to eat.

The mermaid prince blinks his big eyes pitifully: I've never tasted such delicious food! After drinking it, my throat feels so good I could sing three more songs! So, boss, could you give me the last serving of snow pear with rock sugar?

The star student smacks the table: No, no! The boss's food is delicious and strengthens the mind, aids mental breakthroughs, and heals mental injuries. It's simply the ideal choice for mecha warriors! You must give it to me!

The business tycoon produces a Star Card and smiles slyly: Heh, I'm not like those of you who are only after practical benefits. I simply love good food! Name your price, boss. I'll buy the last serving!

I also have other upcoming stories, Kitten Sends Me a Golden Finger [Quick Transmigration], The Big Shot Transmigrates Into a Book and Inherits a Taoist Temple, and When Mary Sue Becomes My Daughter, among others. If any of them interest you, please add them to your reading list~ Heart~

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