The Witch Only Wants to Exorcise Demons, but the Vampires Keep Flirting with Her

[Announcement] The story will go VIP starting with Chapter 28 on June 10. If you've already read it, please don't buy it! Pre-release: I'm Doing Food Streams on a Horror Variety Show. Blurb below. As a half-blood witch of potions, Tang Ruola has always exorcised demons alone, earning money and looking for clues about her missing parents. A strange one-legged man carrying a body bag lurks in the shadows, watching like a predator. A mysterious blood moon radiates evil energy, imprisoning lambs ready for slaughter. A sealed soul box has made its way into the human world, waiting to devour living souls the instant it is opened. And yet She sprays them all with potions. "Go back to hell." The exorcists who've had their livelihood stolen grind their teeth. "She isn't licensed! Expel her! Expel her!" The head of the Exorcists' Association says, "Shut up. The potions you use for exorcisms are made by her." Then, during an exorcism mission, she finds a vampire's heart on the brink of death. Thinking she could use a servant to do the housework, she saves it. When the heart turns back into a handsome blond man with blood-red eyes, she dreams of coming home to a meal and not having to do chores. The vampire duke, wearing an apron, fries her a steak and calls her to dinner with a spatula in hand. At night, he warms milk for her and asks lovingly if she wants him to feed her. While mopping the floor, he undoes the buttons of his collar for no reason and parades around in front of her. Before the morning alarm even goes off, he squats beside her bed and gazes at the sleeping beauty. "Ruola, wake up. Time to go exorcise demons..." Tang Ruola, who is focused on her career, finally loses patience. She grabs him by the collar and asks, "You flirt with me all day long. What exactly are you after?" "I'm weak. I want to live off a woman." One day, the two are trapped on Demon Island by a horde of evil spirits and a black coffin. Tang Ruola realizes that he's recovered, so she kicks him straight to the front lines. "Go burn them and the boss to ashes, then come home for dinner." Another day, he leaves behind a note saying goodbye. Furious, Tang Ruola storms the vampire lair. "You flirt with me and then run away? Get back here!" Standing before the throne, with the prince's battered body beneath his feet, he looks back and smiles, his fiery blood-red eyes twinkling. "How about spicy crayfish tonight?" Reader's guide: ① Modern foreign setting + fictional world ② The heroine uses potions to exorcise demons ③ A broad setting, with romance and plot in equal measure ④ Probably not scary ⑤ A mountain of headcanon I'm Doing Food Streams on a Horror Variety Show: To our lucky viewer: You are cordially invited to take part in the next livestream of the horror variety show One Nightmare Every Night. During the livestream, bringing personal items is prohibited, withdrawing is prohibited, and self-harm is prohibited. Please show the audience your truest self. If you are lucky enough to make it through this nightmare, we will invite you to continue participating in the livestream and embark on the next nightmare feast. Additionally, this invitation cannot be refused. * Wen Yue is widely known among netizens as the wild-card guest. While the other guests go all out to clear the challenges and win money, she sits nearby crunching away. When an intruding little ghost knocks over her instant noodles, she sprays it until it cries like a baby, then turns around and digests it. While everyone else races to hide from the man-eating clothes, she eats pizza and goes out of her way to provoke them. Netizens: She won't last one episode. Who knew she'd be in every episode that followed, each one ending early and packed with excitement? Netizens: We thought she was a noob, but it turns out she's an expert bait fisher. Every time the big shot eats, she's openly scorning her opponents! Wen Yue: That's not fair. I'm genuinely hungry! After she transmigrates and wakes up bound to some silly refrigerator System, she finds herself with a huge appetite and gets invited to livestream on a horror variety show that pays her every episode. Wen Yue: I'm in! Free food from the production crew! Then she looks at each episode's boss and licks her lips. Mmm, utterly satisfying~ But this horror show only airs weekly. What should she do? She follows a cold, aloof man with a beaming smile. "Hungry, hungry. Food, food." As she eats her way through the show, she accidentally reaches the top of the food chain and becomes a legendary savior. Theme: Dawn will always drive away the darkness