After Marrying My Childhood Friend, the Sweet Little Fool

[Coming soon: My Roommate Is a Cross-Dressing Influencer. The blurb is below. If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites. Kisses.] Blurb One: At the age of twenty-six, Duan Baisui faced two choices. One: marry the highly compatible Omega matched to him by the pheromone database. Two: honor his childhood promise and marry his childhood friend, the little fool. Duan Baisui chose the second option. Blurb Two: After the wedding, Duan Baisui treated his little fool politely, but never showed him the intimacy of a lover. The little fool wasn’t entirely foolish, either. He was just slower to react than most people, but he understood the feelings that mattered. When entertainment news published a rumor about Duan Baisui, the little fool arranged to meet the other person involved. He pushed two bank cards and a piggy bank toward the man. With solemn sincerity, he said, “There’s a total of 2,078,645.5 yuan here. It’s all yours. Please leave my husband right away. I know the going rate is five million, so I’ll pay the rest in installments.” The supposed affair partner: ? Duan Baisui: . Reader’s Guide: 1. They dote on each other. Readers with extreme gong or shou preferences, please stay away. 2. The shou suffered lasting effects from a fever when he was young, making him a little less clever and slower to react than an average person. However, he can live independently, tell right from wrong, and protect himself. There is no coercion or other illegal behavior. 3. A next-generation story to I Woke Up and Became a Dad. Don’t ask why the gong’s name is so unfashionable. His dad chose it for good luck. 4. This is not a chase-your-wife story. They both learn to love as they grow. 5. The gong isn’t a scumbag, and the shou isn’t pathetic. Coming Soon: My Roommate Is a Cross-Dressing Influencer Blurb One: After Ji Zhou moved out of his family home, he found a place to share online. He’d been living there for nearly a week and still hadn’t run into his roommate. One night, Ji Zhou came out for a drink of water. At the same moment, the door next door opened, and out walked a “woman” with impeccable heavy makeup and long, flowing hair down to her chest. The two stared at each other. Ji Zhou clearly remembered the landlord saying his roommate was a man. Could the roommate have brought his girlfriend home? Just then, the glamorous woman spoke in a low, magnetic voice. “Hey, man, you just move in?” Ji Zhou: ? A guy? Blurb Two: When he learned his roommate was a cross-dressing blogger, Ji Zhou said he understood and respected him. But his roommate’s increasingly bold behavior left him completely baffled. For example, in the middle of the night, his roommate knocked on his bedroom door in a high-slit cheongsam and black suspender stockings, asking, “Bro, do you know how to fix computers?” Ji Zhou: . The next morning, he wore a sheer black shirt, stood there with bare legs, and licked the lid of a yogurt cup in front of Ji Zhou. Ji Zhou: .. Blurb Three: One stormy night, the power went out in their neighborhood. His roommate wrapped himself in a bath towel and crawled into Ji Zhou’s bed, saying pitifully, “Bro, I’m so scared of thunder.” Ji Zhou said, “The DJ at the bar last night was blasting music so loud you nearly shook your head off. You didn’t seem scared then.” Theme: Love grows through adversity.