Pixiu's Million Bride

Copywriting one: When the old Phoenix entered Nirvana, a burst of fireworks burned Pixiu's cave. Pixiu only saved half of the treasures he had hoarded. At this point, he embarked on the road of debt collection. Suddenly one day, the old Phoenix who had been hiding from him for thousands of years came to his door and generously threw him a big golden egg to pay off his debt, then ran away with oil on his feet. Pixiu slept all night holding the big golden egg, thinking about locking it in the bank safe tomorrow. As a result, the egg cracked the next day. A "bald chicken" came out from inside and said cheerfully to Pixiu: "Chirp, chirp, chirp." Pixiu:? Copywriting two: The first thing the little phoenix did after it transformed was to chase after Pixiu and shout: "Lay eggs, lay eggs." Pixiu lifted the little Phoenix up and pretended to be fierce: "Let your father pay back the money! And you, I have been eating for nothing for so long!" Little Phoenix, who had been thinking clearly just now, immediately became dumbfounded: "Chirp, chirp, chirp?" Pixiu: "Lay eggs?" Little Phoenix: "Okay." Pixiu: "Stop pretending to me, you obviously understand everything!" Little Phoenix: "Chirp, chirp, chirp?" Pixiu:...... Copywriting three: The day the little phoenix flew away, Pixiu felt as if he had been missing for a long time. In the middle of the night, when he was drunk, he hugged the quilt and shouted aggrievedly: "Little silly bird, I raised you in vain..." The eggshell placed on the bedside was pushed up: "Chirp, chirp, chirp." The "stingy" Pixiu Gong with a hard mouth and a soft heart Food guide: 1. Don't get caught in extreme attacks. 2. Phoenix will lay eggs in the later stage. 3. Don't read the article from God's perspective, thank you. 4. Double cleansing. 5. There is no logic in supernatural stories. There is no logic. Pixiu is already in love with Phoenix, so what logic is there? Copywriting established on July 20, 2022 Intention: Live an optimistic and cheerful life.