Oh, Merlin's underwear, I would be happy if that greasy bat professor with a hooked nose could not attack my fragile little heart with his poisonous tongue one day.
Oh, Merlin's shoes, it would be enough for me if that platinum-gold, pale-faced ferret senior can one day stop hurting my girlish fantasy bubble with cold words.
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Ahem, this article is a helpless account of a girl who has countless wishes every day.