Awkward to the Extreme

This is a ridiculous world, an absolutely absurd world, but its goal is pretty darn heroic: almost everyone is fighting to defend Earth a hundred years from now. Why? Because the gods of the upper realm have foreseen that mysterious and powerful creatures will invade in a hundred years. If all the realms don't unite, they'll all be doomed. It's only a matter of when. This was supposed to be a thrilling epic, but then the following showed up: the Phantom Troupe, the Zoldyck family, Liuli Xian, Ximen Chuixue, Yang Guo, Guo Jing, Huang Rong, the Emei Sect, Tang Sanzang, the White Bone Demon, God, Zeus, Byakuya Kuchiki, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Chu Liuxiang, Doraemon, Harry Potter... And so the heroics disappeared, leaving only chaos. If you still don't understand just how chaotic this world is, then take a look at the following news: Spring Festival Gala opening ceremony: Ximen Chuixue will duel Ye Gucheng atop the Forbidden City. Spring Festival Gala performance: Guo Jing and Huang Rong will perform a duet of "Husband and Wife Return Home Together." Guanyin of the South Sea publishes The Secret of My Buddhahood, a book that will guide Buddhist believers out of confusion and onto the broad road to enlightenment. If you still don't understand this world well enough, then take a look at the following scene: The Spider Troupe's leader sits quietly at a roadside food stall in some Chinese city, eating. Sitting beside him are Ranma and his panda father. The friendly troupe leader hands the panda some chili sauce. As you can imagine, how could anyone keep a low profile? It's just that I used to be too high-profile, so now when I try to keep a low profile, people think I'm mysterious and unfathomable. I'm speechless...